Countdown to LOLLAPALBOOZA!!!!!!!!!!

[Sloanfeld]

Six days until the big game. I'm pretty excited. Old friends, two best PG's in the game, hopefully both of them play otherwise we are going to get our *** kicked.

Six days left, so let's celebrate Carlos Boozers SIX seasons in Utah:

Yahoo sports is wrong about his birthplace though. Boozer was born in Aschaffenburg, Germany.

 

[LogGrad98]

Well, 4.3 seasons anyway, going by games actually played as opposed to getting paid to show off his new suits and diamond boulder earrings.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Predicted stat line:

Carlos Boozer 19 pts, 11 rebounds, 5 TOs until the 3rd quarter; he is sent to the locker room for x-rays after being posterized yet again by ronnie price.

Big Al-Geoff: 21 pts (10 of which will be from utilizing his low post skills against bozzers matador defense), 9 rbds, 3 blocks on boozer 1 TO and plenty of mutha****ing swagg to boot.

 

[Sloanfeld]

Big Al-Geoff: 21 pts (10 of which will be from utilizing his low post skills against bozzers matador defense), 9 rbds, 3 blocks on boozer 1 TO and plenty of mutha****ing swagg to boot.

Jefferson has to turn his body to the side to score. He CAN'T and WON'T do **** against Boozer because he can't overpower him.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Jefferson has to turn his body to the side to score. He CAN'T and WON'T do **** against Boozer because he can't overpower him.

Jefferson could kick Booz's non-defensive ***, and im sure he could overpower him if hes already succeeded in post moves around gasol and tim duncan, both of which reallly outclass 'Los.

 

[David Stern]

 

[unluckyseventeen]

Can't wait to see him in a suit behind the bench. Ah, it'll be just like old times.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

I'd love to see a sign with just her on it.

 

[David Stern]

I'd love to see a sign with just her on it.

That's the perfect picture for your sign, although its pretty classless. I would laugh if somebody brought that sign though.

 

[Sloanfeld]

That's the perfect picture for your sign, although its pretty classless. I would laugh if somebody brought that sign though.

Dude, classlessness rules.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Russell Westbrook plays for the Bulls?

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Make a poster of that picture that says "classless"

 

[unluckyseventeen]

Somebody should make a Boozer then vs Boozer now poster, and have two pictures, both of which are him sitting on the bench in a suit for his respective teams then and now.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Russell Westbrook plays for the Bulls?

I was thinking Chris Paul but yeah, I agree.

 

[fallenchicken]

Screw the Jefferson vs Boozer match up.

It's all about Millsap vs Boozer.

Take it to him, sap.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Hey, that one year Boozer almost played a full 82.
Wow, good for him.

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[LogGrad98]

Jefferson has to turn his body to the side to score. He CAN'T and WON'T do **** against Boozer because he can't overpower him.

No need to overpower Boozer. Since when has he been a defensive presence someone had to overpower? Malone had to be overpowered to score against him. With Boozer you just run right by him as he sets up for the defensive rebound.

 

[Inn Dawn]

Boozer never has good games against his former teams. I don't expect anything different in this one. Though, now we'll see who the better player is between Boozer and Millsap (if you use the same logic D-Will > CP3 supporters use...the "head to head.").

 

[jazzrule]

Dude, classlessness rules.

And Sloanfeld KNOWS classlessness.

 

[chawx]

Somebody should make a Boozer then vs Boozer now poster, and have two pictures, both of which are him sitting on the bench in a suit for his respective teams then and now.

^ Genius!! I'm doing it!