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The thing about dogs is this.

they will love anyone who loves them. If you love them unconditionally, they will love you unconditionally.
 
I just got a very clear lesson on anorexia, too. A slip of a girl. . . . age 25. . . . just finishing her nursing course. My wife says one of the things that can help a severe anorexic is a big mama. I mean BIG MAMA. In hospitals where they try to treat anorexics, they hire BIG MAMA women who are big enough to just hold the anorexic patient for hours in their arms.
 
anxiety/stress disorders sometimes generate obsessive/compulsive behaviors like anorexia. One thing that can help is a little unpredictable but affectionate, as in unconditionally affectionate, pup. Something you can hold, something you can fuss over that is not "you".
 
365 is a symbolic number. . . . . it immediately conjures up a sense of history, a sense of accomplishment. In ads, it's a brag about "being there", when needed, virtually endlessly.
 
Being There

is one of my favorite books/movies, though I've never actually read it, or seen in in entirely.
 
Being There

was so much the focus of my college philosophy class, I didn't need to "see it" to "believe it", and I caught the idea perfectly in an instant. "Being There" is the "Way Things Are" in America.
 
Being There

Is like a thread on a webz site that exists perpetually, as a sort of pillar of the community. . . . .
 
where reality is explained on an understandable level so well that people actually think they understand reality. . . . on the third-grade level. . . . uhmmmm, well. . . . . on what used to be a third grade level before we had a National Education Department in our government.
 
Being There

Here's the clip from IMDB:

[video]https://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi489947929?ref_=ttvi_vi_imdb_1
 
Hey, long time no see! See yall fellas are doing a remarkable job. Soon we'll have the longest thread that has ever existed on planet internet!
 
Hey, long time no see! See yall fellas are doing a remarkable job. Soon we'll have the longest thread that has ever existed on planet internet!

I do need some help here. Not entirely sure about this post, because there is a very obvious humorous aspect I see in it.
 
Hey, long time no see! See yall fellas are doing a remarkable job. Soon we'll have the longest thread that has ever existed on planet internet!

First of all, what's this "long time no see". . . . the LTE has been lurking in the JazzFanz basement all along.
 
Hey, long time no see! See yall fellas are doing a remarkable job. Soon we'll have the longest thread that has ever existed on planet internet!

secondly, there is obviously some humor in "Yall Fellas" when I know I've just done a couple of pages all by myself. . . . what a hoot.
 
Hey, long time no see! See yall fellas are doing a remarkable job. Soon we'll have the longest thread that has ever existed on planet internet!

And, the working theory about becoming the longest thread does, essentially, seem to require me outliving the rest of the planet. . . . which is what I intend to do.
 
So, anyway, I pass out rep pretty liberally in here, so for those who enjoy rep better than beer, this is the joint for you.
 
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