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Women who think a bathroom on a train (or an airplane) is their personal powder room.


I'm getting a key made to bust in on these bitches.
 
colton said:
Websites that start playing videos (with sound!) as soon as you go there. Or even worse, a couple of minutes after you go there.
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Really bad for the way I use the web. If I go to a news site or something, I click every link I find interesting and then start reading once I've open all the interesting things. Some days they'll be like 30 links I want to look at and the audio starts playing in a couple of them and it's a pain to find which tab is playing the sound. I even have a few things installed that are supposed to deal with auto-play, but they don't seem to catch all of them.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Really bad for the way I use the web. If I go to a news site or something, I click every link I find interesting and then start reading once I've open all the interesting things. Some days they'll be like 30 links I want to look at and the audio starts playing in a couple of them and it's a pain to find which tab is playing the sound.
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This is exactly what I do as well.
 
When you walk up to an automatic door expecting it to open quickly and it doesn't and you almost run into it. Then you have to stand there like an ******* waiting for it to get its act together and open.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
How about "forced" eating situations. Like a group date at one of those pizza places where you just order a giant pizza for everybody.....the date gets awkward so you turn to scarfing down as much pizza as possible....and wake up the next day a greasy, sick feeling mess. All for ODing on pizza.....Or you go to someboy's house and just don't want to be a bad guest or whatever.
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colton said:
This is exactly what I do as well.
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I think this may truly be my first ever true actual WTF moment on jazzfanz. This behavior is alien to me. Please explain.




Okay, I'm sounding like Vinylone. Please don't explain, shoot in head.
 
franklin said:
I think this may truly be my first ever true actual WTF moment on jazzfanz. This behavior is alien to me. Please explain.




Okay, I'm sounding like Vinylone. Please don't explain, shoot in head.
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This and this. Weird as hell. Haven't you dogooders ever heard of this-date-is-over? But instead u glutton pizza?
Weak *** soma's.
 
franklin said:
I think this may truly be my first ever true actual WTF moment on jazzfanz. This behavior is alien to me. Please explain.




Okay, I'm sounding like Vinylone. Please don't explain, shoot in head.
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Colton was responding to a comment about opening a bunch of tabs when browsing the internet.

The forced eating situations... I don't get it.
 
Cappy_Smurf said:
I've heard that spending time in Germany makes you see things in a hole new way, but I didn't realize the extent.
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Fixed that for you.


Gameface said:
The forced eating situations... I don't get it.
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
Didn't your parents ever tell you that?


so if you keep stuffing food in your mouth you won't have to talk and prove to your date how utterly stupid and boring you are.
 
franklin said:
I think this may truly be my first ever true actual WTF moment on jazzfanz. This behavior is alien to me. Please explain.
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You misquoted the post to which I was replying.

Post 1424 of the thread:


Duck Rodgers said:
Really bad for the way I use the web. If I go to a news site or something, I click every link I find interesting and then start reading once I've open all the interesting things. Some days they'll be like 30 links I want to look at and the audio starts playing in a couple of them and it's a pain to find which tab is playing the sound.
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colton said:
This is exactly what I do as well.
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The one thing I've had issues with here is when a guy with a pickup truck is going to make a left turn at a stop light and he opens up to the right as if saying 'move bitch, I need all this space to make the turn'
 
Jamezz said:
The one thing I've had issues with here is when a guy with a pickup truck is going to make a left turn at a stop light and he opens up to the right as if saying 'move bitch, I need all this space to make the turn'
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Ya that's pretty dumb.... If you have a truck you don't need room to make turns.... Just go over the curb
 
It's been a while, so let me get a few things off my chest:

1) Small dicked wankers who drive gigantic, lifted diesel trucks. Not semi-trucks, but just normal trucks. You're loud, you're obnoxious, and you're covered in earrings, tats, you have a confederate flag sticker on the back of one window, and a "Don't Tread On Me" snake on the other. This just tells me you can't afford to buy anything that would actually require hauling, so therefore, the only reason you have such a huge, stupid *** truck, is because your package is lacking in size and girth.

1.1) The same *** crack mentioned in 1) above, except he has spent a good deal of time, money, and thought into making his truck spew out enormous amounts of thick, black, gag-inducing smoke from a sweet custom chrome tailpipe or, if he's got an extremely small weenus (i.e., Asian), from customized pipes that are vertical in the back of his truck bed. Seriously *******?

2) Living in Salt Lake City.

3) Living in St. George for two years and never having so much as a sniffle, but within 24 hours of being in SLC, I get the most horrific sore throat and cough I've had in years. SLC air can chew the Levi fibers caught in my ball hairs.

4) Old Navy

5) The NBA, NFL, and MLB

6) The Utes. Man, they suck.
 
Old people in gas station getting sodas. They stand directly in front of them as wide as possible so NO ONE else can do anything until they are gone. They fill it to the absolute highest point possible, pour some in, wait for bubbles to go away, pour more in, wait again. Then they take FOREVER to put on their lids. I don't think I've ever seen an elderly person get a soda in under 2 minutes. While I just have to sit there scratching my balls.
 
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