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She sucked a wiener on camera.

Siro's done this as well, just not on camera.

Is this who you're going to vote for my homophobic Mormon brethren? Will you vote for a man who openly pleasures other men just for ****s and gigs? Do you dare spit on Brigham Young, Joseph Smith and all the leaders past and present by accepting such beastliness?

Vote for Cunning Linguist.
 
I'm not in the running guys.

I think either Cunning Linguist or One Love would make for a hilariously bad mod. I would therefore be happy with either.
 
I'm not in the running guys.

I think either Cunning Linguist or One Love would make for a hilariously bad mod. I would therefore be happy with either.

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to tell us what kinds of sexual deviancy CL engages in. It isn't just wieners, you suck at politics too.
 
Srsly though. After a decade, I know the board by now and what Jason wants from it and what he doesn't. I'd be rationale and reasonable. If you vote for me, I truly will do a fair, bang-up job. If not, cool, I get it.

Yeah but you'd never be able to change your username.
 
Why would I be bad?

This oughta be good.

Ignoring the plethora of shortcomings and character flaws, I'm not sure of the wisdom of giving you access to people's IPs. Remember that time when you kept asking Joe Bagadonut about his children and whether they're over 18?
 
Ignoring the plethora of shortcomings and character flaws, I'm not sure of the wisdom of giving you access to people's IPs. Remember that time when you kept asking Joe Bagadonut about his children and whether they're over 18?
Very good point. Have you ever considered a career as a mod?
 
Ignoring the plethora of shortcomings and character flaws, I'm not sure of the wisdom of giving you access to people's IPs. Remember that time when you kept asking Joe Bagadonut about his children and whether they're over 18?

You can't be so dense as to be unable to distinguish between truth and ********.
 
Oh, that's okay guys. He's just PRETENDING to be a creep.

I'm not gonna cry about not being named a mod. I'll let the current higher-ups decide. Personally, you seem like a decent dude. I do however think that if you're elected, you'll at times get a hard-on and become a complete douche, puffing your chest out, and showing us who's who.
 
I'm not gonna cry about not being named a mod. I'll let the current higher-ups decide. Personally, you seem like a decent dude. I do however think that if you're elected, you'll at times get a hard-on and become a complete douche, puffing your chest out, and showing us who's who.

Like I said, I have no interest in becoming a mod (although it's funny that you think it'd give me a power trip).

And I was ****ing with you anyway. Rememeber, you started the smear campaign. ;)
 
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