Jazz @ Raptors - Tipoff at 5:30 PM MST - 3/2/2016

[Stifle Tower]

I've seen all of the Jurassic park movies, even that terrible one with Malcom as the star, so I am pretty much a dinosaur expert, anyway the Toronto Raptors shouldn't be called raptors because raptors are fast and Toronto is not. Toronto plays at the 3rd slowest pace in the NBA. The jazz could be brontosauruses because they play at the leagues slowest pace. It could be an epic game tonight.

I've been to the La Brea Tar Pits three times, so I think I'm a qualified paleontologist. The current Jazz more closely resemble giant ground sloths than any dinosaur.

 

[Jamezz]

Nice last shot by Hayward. I'll take that quarter, let's keep it that close till the 4th to give ourselves a chance.

 

[addictionary]

Dat balance of Hayward doe.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

Haygod.

 

[Jamezz]

Valanciunas is worse than Pau Gasol with the yelling lol

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

3 people went to block that buzzer beater by Hayward, swish.

 

[MT Steve]

Not that it matters, but we've won the last 7 1st quarters.

Now here comes our bench. This is usually the part where things go to hell.

 

[fishonjazz]

Hayward ballin

 

[enchilada_style]

May have spotted Amber Rose front row at the game. Still waiting to confirm

 

[addictionary]

Scanning Dalamon in da crowd.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Mack is not a good shooter

Remind me why DL traded for him?

 

[Jamezz]

A rare Whithey appearance.

 

[addictionary]

I love Neto.

 

[fishonjazz]

Remind me why DL traded for him?

2nd rounders burning a hole in his pocket.
Also, burke and neto leave allot to be desired

 

[fishonjazz]

Hell ya lyles!

 

[addictionary]

Lie-ols!

 

[fishonjazz]

Bench getting it done

 

[MT Steve]

This is nice.

 

[Jamezz]

Nice find Johnson.

 

[Jamezz]

Oh yeah baby, we came to play!