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bigb said:
Are you trying to say you're not more comfortable doing your duty on a clean toilet than one that's questionable?
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I prefer clean restrooms, but there are a lot of things that are better than a clean restroom. If I can avoid it I prefer not to use public restrooms at all.
 
bigb said:
Are you trying to say you're not more comfortable doing your duty on a clean toilet than one that's questionable?
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I'm saying that clean restrooms are a major women's issue, and I can understand why. I can do my duty without physically coming into contact with any object in the restroom if need be. So yeah, I'd prefer a clean restroom to a dirty one, but I'm not going to die of aids from either one.

The original post said, "Is there anything better than a clean restroom..." So yes, there are a ton of things better than that.
 
Gameface said:
I prefer clean restrooms, but there are a lot of things that are better than a clean restroom. If I can avoid it I prefer not to use public restrooms at all.
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There were multiple times in Honduras that I had to remove a cockroach or beetle from the "toilet" seat before I used it. I can do my duty just about anywhere now.

But yes, I prefer a nice clean one. I've literally come to the verge of messing myself waiting on the job site because the port a potty was scheduled to be cleaned that day so I was waiting.
 
Gameface said:
I prefer clean restrooms, but there are a lot of things that are better than a clean restroom. If I can avoid it I prefer not to use public restrooms at all.
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I can't. I take about 4-5 dumps a day and pee another 8-12 times.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
I'm saying that clean restrooms are a major women's issue, and I can understand why. I can do my duty without physically coming into contact with any object in the restroom if need be. So yeah, I'd prefer a clean restroom to a dirty one, but I'm not going to die of aids from either one.

The original post said, "Is there anything better than a clean restroom..." So yes, there are a ton of things better than that.
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Holy ****, turdball. It's hyperbole. No **** there are 17,327 things better than that. Winning the lottery, watching the birth of your first child, watching the Rockets lose in the first round of the playoffs...but it's ****ing up there. Good for you you can drop a deuce without coming into contact with the toilet seat. So can I. I could probably also stay awake for 60 hours straight but I don't want to try. Just like I don't want to try to see if I can do a 90 degree air squat for 180 straight seconds as I drop the Cosbys off at the pool and wipe my ***. I'd prefer to walk into a clean stall and do my business without having to worry about wiping off the toilet seat five times and laying toilet paper down on the seat before sitting and doing my business. In other words, it's pretty nice to just walk in and take a nice ****, relieving myself without any work to do so.
 
Restrooms have gotten pretty snazzy in the last 20 years or so. Even porta potties are decent. I remember piss soaked casino carpet and moldy drywall back in the day. Mens restrooms used to be a ****in nightmare.
 
fishonjazz said:
Ya
There is grocery chain here called harmons (not sure if you have em in your neck of the woods) and the one by my house has the best bathrooms of all time.

I used to have a picture of them on my phone cause they are so nice I felt the need to take a pic.
It's almost worth it to leave my own house to go down the road to their bathroom... Almost.
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So I'm at that harmons right now getting whooping cough vaccinations you are supposed to get for the new baby apparently and I used the bathroom and took some photos.
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That is the door to the stall!
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The stall itself
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There is the urinal and the stand in the picture usually has a plant on it.
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Not bad for a bathroom eh? Really nice tile on the floor and walls too. Always has a good scent in there too.
 
Anybody remember these? The Forum had these until the day it was torn down. Line up and take a whizz.

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♪alt13 said:
I don't think that's a urinal fish
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In my youth I remember peeing in a sink at a bar when I came in and all the urinal and stalls were being used.
Also peed in a garbage.


Sorry
 
That harmons used to be pretty gross. That was my grocery store growing up too. I actually lived down the street from Randy Harmon the Co owner. He's a cool dude.

Funny story, we gave him our pet emus when we got sick of taking care of them. I don't know why we had pet emus in the first place.
 
b_line said:
That harmons used to be pretty gross. That was my grocery store growing up too. I actually lived down the street from Randy Harmon the Co owner. He's a cool dude.

Funny story, we gave him our pet emus when we got sick of taking care of them. I don't know why we had pet emus in the first place.
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Pet emus?
Cue the mind blown gif
 
fishonjazz said:
Pet emus?
Cue the mind blown gif
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I guess they weren't really pets. Kind of like how people have llamas or goats. We were the weirdos who had 4 emus in our back yard for a few years.

Then my brothers let two of them go. I was skipping school one day and saw them running around close to Butterfield canyon.
 
Cunning Linguist said:
Holy ****, turdball. It's hyperbole. No **** there are 17,327 things better than that. Winning the lottery, watching the birth of your first child, watching the Rockets lose in the first round of the playoffs...but it's ****ing up there. Good for you you can drop a deuce without coming into contact with the toilet seat. So can I. I could probably also stay awake for 60 hours straight but I don't want to try. Just like I don't want to try to see if I can do a 90 degree air squat for 180 straight seconds as I drop the Cosbys off at the pool and wipe my ***. I'd prefer to walk into a clean stall and do my business without having to worry about wiping off the toilet seat five times and laying toilet paper down on the seat before sitting and doing my business. In other words, it's pretty nice to just walk in and take a nice ****, relieving myself without any work to do so.
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Is this hyperbole too?
 
b_line said:
I guess they weren't really pets. Kind of like how people have llamas or goats. We were the weirdos who had 4 emus in our back yard for a few years.

Then my brothers let two of them go. I was skipping school one day and saw them running around close to Butterfield canyon.
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That makes your story so much better.

Just a couple domesticated emus goofing around up butterfield canyon... brings a smile to my face.

I still go hiking up butterfield canyon quite often (went a couple weeks ago) and I now have my hopes up that your pet emus pro created and I will someday see am emu on a hike.
 
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