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The Thriller

The Thriller

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Weird question.

I'm very particular about what kind of TP I use. I'm all about the double ply white and comfy stuff. Unfortunately, the job I work at uses the thinnest, hardest, most transparent stuff there is. It's awful. You wipe and 45 mins later ya have to go back and wipe again because it's so damn itchy. Then you have to go back again and by that time you're bleeding. I talked to a coworker recently about this and he uses baby wipes.

I'm not a huge fan as they feel weird on my butt. Besides, I don't want to carry them every time I need to use the throne.

Obviously, I can't be the only one suffering from this type of cheap crappy toilet paper. What do y'all do? Wrap it around your hand a million times to give yourself some padding? Douse the paper in water? Bring your own TP? What kind?

Have you changed your wiping techniques? I've always been a come in from the right side and wipe up towards the lower back wiper.
 
The Thriller said:
Wrap it around your hand a million times to give yourself some padding?
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This. Is what I do. Still bleed doe.

We have that same stuff at my work
 
fishonjazz said:
This. Is what I do. Still bleed doe.

We have that same stuff at my work
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I think part of the problem is that the stuff is so thin and cheap that it doesn't exactly grab or clean the stuff off. It's like wax paper so it feels like it smears rather than cleans. It's becoming one of the biggest problems of the day because by night time my butt feels raw. I can't run at the gym because it's just so sore.
 
The Thriller said:
I think part of the problem is that the stuff is so thin and cheap that it doesn't exactly grab or clean the stuff off. It's like wax paper so it feels like it smears rather than cleans. It's becoming one of the biggest problems of the day because by night time my butt feels raw. I can't run at the gym because it's just so sore.
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Get checked for sleep walking.
 
The Thriller said:
I think part of the problem is that the stuff is so thin and cheap that it doesn't exactly grab or clean the stuff off. It's like wax paper so it feels like it smears rather than cleans. It's becoming one of the biggest problems of the day because by night time my butt feels raw. I can't run at the gym because it's just so sore.
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I think you need to have a doctor look at your ******* because this isnt normal.
 
The Thriller said:
I think part of the problem is that the stuff is so thin and cheap that it doesn't exactly grab or clean the stuff off. It's like wax paper so it feels like it smears rather than cleans.
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You nailed it here. That's definitely what is most wrong with it.

Have to use a ton or your bound to get poop on a thumb or finger.
 
I wake up, drink coffee, poop. Don't use the bathroom at work for #2.
 
King Cy said:
I think you need to have a doctor look at your ******* because this isnt normal.
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Or you could try getting a job? Try that sometime Cy. Then you'll see what it's like to actually work. Get out of your parent's basement. Work for a company that has really cheap and thin TP
 
King Cy said:
Wait, you wipe your *** so hard you bleed? It's just poopy my dude, no need to use that much elbow grease.
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It's not so much the force but the frequency. Since the TP is so thin and cheap, it doesn't clean at all. So you end up having to go back 2-3 times during the day.
 
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