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None. Where I grew up tattoos were only seen on people who went to jail or were sailors. Obviously it changed in 90's and it became crazy popular but I still never wanted one.
 
I would rather and feel more comfortable sharing a Jacuzzi with 5 guys loaded with the HIV virus....than sit in the same Jacuzzi with 5 guys loaded with jailhouse tats! People with tats....give me the "cooties"!
 
carolinajazz said:
I would rather and feel more comfortable sharing a Jacuzzi with 5 guys loaded with the HIV virus....than sit in the same Jacuzzi with 5 guys loaded with jailhouse tats! People with tats....give me the "cooties"!
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How about normal tattoos like the majority of peoples?
 
If they were free or I were rich then I would probably have as many tattoos as lil Wayne. But they are expensive, I'm poor, and I got bills to pay. Have to prioritize and tattoos are way down on the list.

I really want one across my back of my last name with each letter being it's own tattoo representing something personal about me.

The letter M would be 2 mountain peaks forming the letter M.
The letter A would be two revolvers next to each other (back to back) with the barrels forming the vertical lines that make the capital A and a couple roses going across to make the horizontal line (it's from The Dark Tower books by Stephen King)
The letter O would be the jagermeister symbol (the circle with the deer in it with the cross between the antlers).

And so on.
Probably cost a few thousand dollars though and I need that money for more important stuff. Been wanting that tattoo for years and years. I have 8 letters in my last name and have a symbol already chosen for each letter. It would be bad ***
 
fishonjazz said:
If they were free or I were rich then I would probably have as many tattoos as lil Wayne. But they are expensive, I'm poor, and I got bills to pay. Have to prioritize and tattoos are way down on the list.

I really want one across my back of my last name with each letter being it's own tattoo representing something personal about me.

The letter M would be 2 mountain peaks forming the letter M.
The letter A would be two revolvers next to each other (back to back) with the barrels forming the vertical lines that make the capital A and a couple roses going across to make the horizontal line (it's from The Dark Tower books by Stephen King)
The letter O would be the jagermeister symbol (the circle with the deer in it with the cross between the antlers).

And so on.
Probably cost a few thousand dollars though and I need that money for more important stuff. Been wanting that tattoo for years and years. I have 8 letters in my last name and have a symbol already chosen for each letter. It would be bad ***
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Your last name is Mao? Commie liberals everywhere!
 
Ok I have to admit something. I lied an feel bad. I have one tattoo it is a rainbow around my anal rim in support for gays rights. I got it in '72.
 
Your quality sucks but I will give you effort.
It can't be easy coming up with so much dumb **** and one-upping yourself over and over again.
 
Dr. Jones said:
Your quality sucks but I will give you effort.
It can't be easy coming up with so much dumb **** and one-upping yourself over and over again.
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Back when I developed properties, outside of Reno on a place most of you probably have never heard of called Tahoe, Mr. Trump financed my development. He walked away with 72% returns an I made enough money to finance a dev in Bakersfield.

I can tell you Mr Trump was the most gracious, kind hearted man I have ever had business dealings with. That is why he averages 72% returns for 4 decades. Trustworthy.

Me on the other hand I was greasy an lost it all. Now I live in a travel trailer selling Hoover Vacuums. If you want to keep your house clean hit me up I will hook you up like crazy.
 
If I ever see a tattoo and think that it looks good I'll consider getting one myself.

I don't hate them and I don't judge the people who have them. They don't make good looking people ugly.

It's just like I wouldn't wallpaper my house with cartoons I wouldn't want cartoons permanently inked into my skin, either. To me most colorful tattoos look like cartoon drawings. Words and stuff, meh. Tribals and stuff, super meh. Not exciting. No longer anything close to edgy or different. I feel more like a rebel not having any tattoos.
 
Oh, fishonjazz has my favorite tattoo of all time.

Just needed to put that out there.
 
Broncster said:
How about normal tattoos like the majority of peoples?
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...I don't consider ANY tattoo as being "normal"! To me someone who puts a tattoo on there body is desecrating there body and is close to being brain dead! Before tattoo's went mainstream, (this was in the late 70's or early 80's) I remember sitting in a N.Y. City delicatessen and a guy walked in with a "Mohawk" haircut with an engraving of a "Pyramid" on one side and a "Chainsaw" on the other side! I couldn't help but wonder:"Did this knot head wake up one morning with this idea in mind or did he read about it in a book?" He had to be on drugs of some sort...marijuana, crack cocaine, heroin...because a "normal" person could not have in his wildest dreams, come up with that idea! If I had to do it over again...I would have gone up to him and just, out of curiosity, nothing personal, ask him where he came up with that idea? There had to be a reason, right?
 
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