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NFL 2016 Season Thread

Saint Cy of JFC said:
Brady is trash and a NFL made product. Every league needs a super-star and NFL realized their product was going to eventually fall to the NBA so they needed a MJ. Just sad to see the level of scripting to create this.
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Lol
 
fishonjazz said:
Lol
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Think about it: Who likes the NFL? White people. Who is the best person to be a super-star? A regular looking white guy. Tom Brady could be any of us. He is super unathletic and boring. He looks like white bread. He looks like he drinks diet coke and eats cheerios with skim milk. The NFL saw him at the combine and said "Yo, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's make this scrub the best QB of all time, it will be a great marketing ploy to keep people interested as Rudy Gobert takes over the NBA".
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
Brady is trash and a NFL made product. Every league needs a super-star and NFL realized their product was going to eventually fall to the NBA so they needed a MJ. Just sad to see the level of scripting to create this.
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Oh so that's why they suspended Brady and drag his and bellicheks names through the mud any time they can.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
Think about it: Who likes the NFL? White people. Who is the best person to be a super-star? A regular looking white guy. Tom Brady could be any of us. He is super unathletic and boring. He looks like white bread. He looks like he drinks diet coke and eats cheerios with skim milk. The NFL saw him at the combine and said "Yo, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's make this scrub the best QB of all time, it will be a great marketing ploy to keep people interested as Rudy Gobert takes over the NBA".
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That's why they suspended him. Cause he is the chosen one golden boy. Makes sense lol
 
fishonjazz said:
Oh so that's why they suspended Brady and drag his and bellicheks names through the mud any time they can.
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Yeah, just like with MJ. MJ quit for 2 years but really the NBA was going to suspend him for gambling. The monster they created got to big and they tried to control him, but at the end of the day they looked in hte mirror and understood the way to make the most money was to keep feeding the monster they created.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
Stories and drama make more money. Makes the theory even more obvious. Open your eyes.
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Lol.
So when do they suspend him next to create more stories and drama?
 
RJF said:
Who's the bandwagon Dallas fan?? Uh, that would be you. I've been a Pats since I was 16. Go choke on Dak.
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I'm not a Dallas fan, I'm a Dak fan. It's cool you just started rooting for the Pats last year though.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
Yeah, just like with MJ. MJ quit for 2 years but really the NBA was going to suspend him for gambling. The monster they created got to big and they tried to control him, but at the end of the day they looked in hte mirror and understood the way to make the most money was to keep feeding the monster they created.
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**Tinfoil hat alert**
 
fishonjazz said:
Lol.
So when do they suspend him next to create more stories and drama?
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Trust me, there is going to be a NFL Board Meeting to decide how the make Brady's retirement as entertaining as possible. My guess: They continue to play up the Trump/Brady friendship and further create him into a villain. Something like "Brady Agrees all Muslims Should be Eradicated in Recent Meeting w/ Trump" then the world freaks out and everyone calls to ban Brady. Then Brady fires back with a lawyer and the whole season he is fighting off rabid protest every Patriots game. Ratings go through roof.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
Trust me, there is going to be a NFL Board Meeting to decide how the make Brady's retirement as entertaining as possible. My guess: They continue to play up the Trump/Brady friendship and further create him into a villain. Something like "Brady Agrees all Muslims Should be Eradicated in Recent Meeting w/ Trump" then the world freaks out and everyone calls to ban Brady. Then Brady fires back with a lawyer and the whole season he is fighting off rabid protest every Patriots game. Ratings go through roof.
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Then they hand him a few more super bowls doe.
 
You're right Cy. They planned Bledsoe getting hurt and the Tuck Rule game as well. Masterpiece if I can say so myself.


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fishonjazz said:
Then they hand him a few more super bowls doe.
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No, this is what is going to happen: Brady going to get to the Super Bowl and everyone is going to think he is this racist rich *******. Then Dak is going to come in and destroy him. Dak is multi-racial and humble, the perfect destroyer of Brady. It's going to be embarrassing too. Like 38-0 and they put Dak in to play OLB for a play or two and he sack Brady and dances over what will effectively be his grave.
 
It's incredible how blind some of the sheeple are in here. It's plain as day and a big reason why teh NFL is going to eventually fail unless Dak pulls a Neo and saves it.
 
White Chocolate said:
You're right Cy. They planned Bledsoe getting hurt and the Tuck Rule game as well. Masterpiece if I can say so myself.


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Dude, I'm just telling you, go back and look at the wild catch by Edelman. It's clear the ball hovers for a second above the ground, allowing for him to catch it. The NFL must have installed some kind of magnetic material in the pigskin and put magnets below the turf. Probably the reason why they had the roof closed so the moon couldnt interfere with the magnetic fields the NFL used to manipulate that play.
 
Cy is reading like Boris and Dutch rolled into one in this thread. Masterful troll job Cy.
 
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