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Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?
Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carry shipments?
Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?
What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?
If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?
If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you're in France and you order toast, do you get toast or French toast?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Does old sour cream go good?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Is there another word for synonym?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?
Why do they call them apartments, when they're all together?
Who was the idiot that decided to put an "s" in the word lisp?
Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Why do they use artificial lemon juice in bottled lemon juice and use real lemon juice in dish soap?
Why don't they make the entire airplane out of the same material that the indestructible black box is made of?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny?
If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?
Why are boxing rings square?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
 
Why are boogers tasty (or so I have heard)?


Also why does everyone pick their nose when they drive (don't deny it)?

And does everyone wipe it under their front seat?


And what is the difference between boogers and snot?

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Or why does one say "I personally...", is there a way to be "I" not personally?
 
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