Joe Bagadonuts
Well-Known Member
I love this post so much that I'm being forced to question my own sexuality. Repped!
Jimmer on Jazz
- Thread starter Jimmer_Fan
- Start date
Who would that be? Looks to me like everyone gets it.
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Jimmer_Fan not a duplicate account?
Fredette about it!
Fredette about it!
Thee Idiotic Minivan K
Well-Known Member
Hi guys,
Just giving this message board thing a try. I'm Jimmer's biggest fan. I think he is a very good basketball player. Especially at shooting. He is a good shooter.
Has anyone thought about Jimmer on the Jazz? I think they have a high enough draft pick they could get him. I think Jimmer would be good on any team, but especially the Jazz.
What do you think?
Welcom to the flaming of your life.
You've been pampered so well that this is yours?
Please trade lives with me. I get worse flamings on here nearly every day. That and I drink way too much to live a productive and meaningful life. It pretty much sucks.
Edgewriter
Well-Known Member
Want some Jimmer? He's nice and warm. He's been in my pocket.
I make the lights go dimmer
The women's eyes get a glimmer
I really can dunk
I'm not a punk
I'm the best there ever was, I'm The Jimmer
Oh, sorry, wrong thread
The women's eyes get a glimmer
I really can dunk
I'm not a punk
I'm the best there ever was, I'm The Jimmer
Oh, sorry, wrong thread
Yea, they are both 5-9, right.
Maybe the average, so yes?
Oh, that's great.
The 3 Amigos -- The Jimmer, The Earl, and The Franklin.
All average 5-9.
Are you offering me a contract, Greg? I'll take it. Yes. Absolutely. Where do I sign? It's only ten days? Perfect. My mom will be so proud. My dad will cry from his grave.
Let me clarify, Jimmer will average 9 pts, 5 assists, Boykings will average 9 turnovers and 5 shots that got blocked, and you .... our very own Bobby Boucher Jr. will average carrying 9 cups of Gatorade to 5 players a game.
By the way, water sucks... it really really sucks.
//r00t 4 Jazz
Well-Known Member
Just so I'm not the only one with this stuck replaying in their head over and over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN-wG6IsFVw
Spazz knows what he's doing. I'm going to have nightmares where Spazz chants "Gatorade is better than beer" over and over.
How about that time Franklin showed up at halftime and helped you win the bourbon bowl?
Jimmer_Fan
Banned
Jimmer will be much better than Url Boykins. Jimmer will score 25 points per game in the NBA easy. He will be one of the best shooters in the league. He was the best player in college basketball. He should be the #1 pick. The Jazz should draft Jimmer. Maybe even trade up to get him.
As a Jimmer apologist, I must say I could see you being a duplicate account of one of the Ute fans on the board having some fun.
Stop doing this.
I am the only one here that can make outrageous claims about The Jimmer.