Game #38: Jazz vs. Hornets (7pm MST/9pm EST)

[UB]

I don't have a lot of time to post chill-as-hell-UB-stylee content, but I was inspired to start this game thread because the Hornets logo is flat out disgusting:

Is this a flying ant ******** out of a sad turtle's mouth? There is so much action happening in that insect's nether regions. I'm seriously uncomfortable (1:38-1:50).



Btw Van Wilder, underrated movie. All you Gen Z-ers, all you Deadpool fans, if you don't know Ryan Reynolds from this era, now you know.

Umm, well, here is a picture of the GOAT Jazz center exhibiting excellent ball handling skills:

And Mike is muy stoked about owning this franchise (which to be fair beat Dallas earlier this week in a very nice game in the Big D):

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Thread!

 

[UB]

Thread!

Just thread that needle, good buddy.

 

[fishonjazz]

I loved van Wilder. Extremely under rated

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[fishonjazz]

We win tonight and we move into 4th seed and into a tie for 3rd. Only a half game behind the #2 seed

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[Handlogten's Heros]

We win tonight and we move into 4th seed and into a tie for 3rd. Only a half game behind the #2 seed

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We done snuck up on these bastards... keep it going!

 

[homeytennis]

We are gonna win the championship. Book it.

 

[SojoDave]

I'm just wondering if I should get off work early to get my seat at the championship parade downtown.

 

[kabenac]

The Hornets have so many chuckers it's amazing.

I expect Rudy to score 20 on Biyombo.

 

[Jazzmix]

I want:
1) WIN!
2) see some Tucker (like actually what he can do with the ball, not just running around like last time)

 

[Jingled]

8th win in a row and 13th in the last 14 games!

 

[Just Ted]

I want Rudy to go for 30 and 15 and Mitchell to get some rest. I also want a couple million dollars while were at it.

 

[DasJazz]

They played us pretty tough in the first half of our game against them earlier this year. This is not a game to be taken lightly by the players.

 

[Watcher]

Wake up this game thread.

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[Ferguson_Mellochill]

I looked ahead to the Wizards game. We shouldn't lose to those guys.

We shouldn't lose to the Hornets either.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Oh, and Mitchell is wearing DONs with a colorway that matches the red rock unis. Looks pretty cool.

 

[Deleted member 95]

If we don't win this I'll cut my ballz off! Add that to THE hornetfanzzz comment thread Jazzavenues.

 

[str8line]

KK lookin healthy tonight.

 

[Deleted member 95]

KK lookin healthy tonight.

She probably got piled drived by Rudy a few hours before the game.

 

[str8line]

That oop right there by Don shows how he's progressed. The game is slowing down for him.