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March 4, Classic Revenge Game -- Knicks Will Be Jazz Killers

MeloTheJazzKiller

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Oh, man I have been waiting for March 4th to come more than I waited for Melo to come to NY from Denver. On March 4th the Knicks get their revenge against the Jazz. We will kill them. Count on it! BET ON IT!

Here's why. It's a classic revenge game. Quick story. I can tell many of you here never played sports and don't know a thing about sports. Me, I have played high level sports. One time in my 7 and 8 year old little league playoff game we were going against a team that took pleasure in humiliating us earlier in the year. They had a girl pitch against us, they ran the bases backwards, they put a kid in a wheelchair at third base. They rubbed their victory over us in our faces. Well, we got a revenge game against them in the playoffs and, yup, we killed them.

Same thing will happen to the Jazz. Back on January 8th when you played us, the lowlife Jazz players took sick pleasure in humiliating us. You beat us 128-104. There was no need to blow us out like that, but you did. We remember everything about that game and you will pay for it. There was a point early in the first quarter where the Jazz were up 14 to 10 and for some sick reason one guy on your team put up a three. People who played high level sports like me know why he did that. He was putting up that three to rub it in. You had us beat already, 14 to 10 in the first quarter we were dead, but you Jazz were putting up threes. That's disgraceful. You were trying to humiliate us, rub our noses in a loss. When we went down 14-10 in the first every Knick and every Knick fan knew the game was over, but we also knew we would have our revenge on March the 4th.

Well, March the 4th is almost upon you. We do not forget the bullcrap you pulled agaisnt us. We will humiliate you! Our new coach is actually pretty good, Mitchell Robinson is recognized by all as the best big man in the NBA (do you know he is only behind Giannis and Gobert in dunks per game...and Robinson plays half the minutes those guys do!), Alonzo Trier is hot as hell, and we have been teaching our guys a new strategy called defense. But the real factor is REVENGE. We remember. We don't forget. March the 4th is a classic revenge game. You will lose. Bet all you have on it.

REVENGE!
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The Jazz are just trying to not **** the bed. You think we can walk and chew gum at the same time.
 
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I think it's revange
 
I'm not saying a word until this plays out. This past week we were very reminiscent of the Knicks with our play, so I'll save the talk until I see If we're getting right again. Otherwise, this could truly be rock bottom.
 
Otherwise, this could truly be rock bottom.
Listen, if you lose to the Knicks it will not be rock bottom. We are a far better team with our new coach and time has given our players time to gel. For the week of February 1 to February 8, the Knicks were thee best team in the NBA -- we were 4-0 that week. That's better than the Bucks, Lakers, Clippers, Celtics, Toronto, every team.
There's no shame in losing to us now. Just put up a good fight against us and we will respect you.
 
Listen, if you lose to the Knicks it will not be rock bottom. We are a far better team with our new coach and time has given our players time to gel. For the week of February 1 to February 8, the Knicks were thee best team in the NBA -- we were 4-0 that week. That's better than the Bucks, Lakers, Clippers, Celtics, Toronto, every team.
There's no shame in losing to us now. Just put up a good fight against us and we will respect you.
So losing to the Knicks is below rock bottom then. That would suck. The Knicks are so bad that losing to them would be the equivalent of being castrated by a 10 year old with a spoon. The most emasculating thing possibly ever known to mankind.
 
Lose to the knicks would be a new low for this season

But first things first, there's still an embarrassment on the schedule tomorrow at Cleveland
 
The Jazz are vulnerable now. Beating them would not be something to gloat about. Teams draw Rudy away from the basket and the defense collapses like a house of cards. We need better penetration and passing out and the Jazz have to figure out what to do with Rudy when a strong player with a low center of gravity bodies him up away from the basket.

Knicks could win and it wouldn't shock me.
 
What's weird about Rudy is he complained a out not getting the ball enough earlier in the season but I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone bounce pass, shuffle pass, chest past, and probably enough a hand off and he turns the ball over instantly. If the dude could catch a single, regular pass, he would probably get at least another 8 points a game
 
A small breach of etiquette jumping over the Cleveland game, but I'm willing to overlook it because of the entertainment value of this thread.

Let's all hope the Jazz don't look past the Cavs too
 
Oh, man I have been waiting for March 4th to come more than I waited for Melo to come to NY from Denver. On March 4th the Knicks get their revenge against the Jazz. We will kill them. Count on it! BET ON IT!

Here's why. It's a classic revenge game. Quick story. I can tell many of you here never played sports and don't know a thing about sports. Me, I have played high level sports. One time in my 7 and 8 year old little league playoff game we were going against a team that took pleasure in humiliating us earlier in the year. They had a girl pitch against us, they ran the bases backwards, they put a kid in a wheelchair at third base. They rubbed their victory over us in our faces. Well, we got a revenge game against them in the playoffs and, yup, we killed them.

Same thing will happen to the Jazz. Back on January 8th when you played us, the lowlife Jazz players took sick pleasure in humiliating us. You beat us 128-104. There was no need to blow us out like that, but you did. We remember everything about that game and you will pay for it. There was a point early in the first quarter where the Jazz were up 14 to 10 and for some sick reason one guy on your team put up a three. People who played high level sports like me know why he did that. He was putting up that three to rub it in. You had us beat already, 14 to 10 in the first quarter we were dead, but you Jazz were putting up threes. That's disgraceful. You were trying to humiliate us, rub our noses in a loss. When we went down 14-10 in the first every Knick and every Knick fan knew the game was over, but we also knew we would have our revenge on March the 4th.

Well, March the 4th is almost upon you. We do not forget the bullcrap you pulled agaisnt us. We will humiliate you! Our new coach is actually pretty good, Mitchell Robinson is recognized by all as the best big man in the NBA (do you know he is only behind Giannis and Gobert in dunks per game...and Robinson plays half the minutes those guys do!), Alonzo Trier is hot as hell, and we have been teaching our guys a new strategy called defense. But the real factor is REVENGE. We remember. We don't forget. March the 4th is a classic revenge game. You will lose. Bet all you have on it.

REVENGE!
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You think that’s bad, just wait till Bradley starts raining 3’s on the Knicks
 
I’m so ****ing pissed I lost my tickets to this game. Goddamn it! Daddy brain.
 
I wish every opponent had a promoter/antagonist on Jazzfanz with atleast half as much enthusiasm and bluster as MelothJazzkiller.

It would make this place infinitely more entertaining.
He's like the old timex commercial, his Knicks take a licking and he keeps on ticking.
 
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