Game Thread Dec 23, 2020: Jazz at Trail Blazers

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

After 18 years we finally found our Melo stopper homie.

Who? Who is stopping Melo? The guy has got 15. He 's slaughtering you tonight. Nobody is stopping him.

Look, I am getting the Portland feed. You Jazz fans are watching your Jazz announcers and they are not telling it to you straight. You are not getting the facts that Melo is unstoppable tonight. Classic Melo the Jazz Killer performance.

 

[Aneurism]

BANG ! Melo kills the Jazz again.
15 already.

Even the ladies say his D is lacking. They call out Niang's name instead

 

[whatthe]

Who? Who is stopping Melo? The guy has got 15. He 's slaughtering you tonight. Nobody is stopping him.

Look, I am getting the Portland feed. You Jazz fans are watching your Jazz announcers and they are not telling it to you straight. You are not getting the facts that Melo is unstoppable tonight. Classic Melo the Jazz Killer performance.

NiangtheMeloKiller.

 

[NAOS]

First game of the season. Don't piss on the parade dude.... even though I may agree.

Hell nah. Lots to like about what the jazz have done. Lots.

 

[framer]

Rudy and Kanter just don't like one another. This amuses me.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Who? Who is stopping Melo? The guy has got 15. He 's slaughtering you tonight. Nobody is stopping him.

Look, I am getting the Portland feed. You Jazz fans are watching your Jazz announcers and they are not telling it to you straight. You are not getting the facts that Melo is unstoppable tonight. Classic Melo the Jazz Killer performance.

Niang **** him down... Quin is saving him for the inevitable WCF showdown... Melo ain’t figured out the minivan.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

By the way, Alec Burks put up 22 for Knicks tonight. That guy is great. If you Jazz had him you would make the playoffs. Without him....get ready for that 10th seed play-in game.

 

[Goodluckchuck]

@themanknownassting @campaignist

My fellow Favors homers. How great is tonight?

Like I always said. He isn’t Gobert. But what he gives is something that not a lot of bigs give. His bb IQ is something we sorely missed last year

 

[Agent#00]

we got 55 rebounds vs 36. Wow

 

[framer]

Denver lost to the Kings. This also amuses me.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

How was that not an and 1

 

[zyzz]

Lmao legendary first bucket for Dok

 

[nateboz]

Best 3rd string in the NBA

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[Handlogten's Heros]

Last time Dok played he literally murdered a man... tonight he murdered Kanters soul.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

In 2 minutes of playing time Dok did something cooler than all of TBs 3 years combined.

 

[zyzz]

Feel bad for Niang. This is usually when he would be GOATing in the game pumpin up that PPG average

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Easy win.

We getting quotes tonight.

Jazz going to roll through the regular season and it starts tonight.

Everything is working in our favor. 10+ point win tonight

Choo Choo

 

[framer]

Dok getting his first official dunk on Kanter's head amuses me MOST of all.

 

[cowhide]

the jazz let them get 100 pts. Jazz are in first place to stay. Denver lost to the Kings. Good times.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Feel bad for Niang. This is usually when he would be GOATing in the game pumpin up that PPG average

Dude he totally went back to the locker room and took a **** in Melos bag... he wanted to add an exclamation point.