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Is this creepy or cute?

Going out with her is a very bad idea. Here is why. She is willing to go to these stalkerish lengths jsut to get you to talk to her. She is either willing for you to pay fines over $100.00 or does not put enough forethought into it to realise the consequences of her actions. Such as your fines and possibly being fired or having charges brought against her.

Now let us say that you did go out with her. What happens if you do not like her and do not ask her out again. Will she follow you home? She can find your address and phone number easy enough. IS she going to start showing up at your work?

Lets say you go out and really like her. Well all she has learned is that she can manipulate (which seems to be her natural tendency on a dangerous level anyways) you. Therefore she will continue to pull things like this any time she wants something.

Either way this will end badly. Do not encourage her. Talk to her supervisor if you are confident that you are right and she is ripping the books.
 
This is why you always sign up with an alias. Then you could just screw the crazy bitch silly in a cash motel room and sneak out at 4 in the morning. You slip a dirty note under the door telling her what an ugly skank whore and bad lay she is, and that you have AIDS and this is what the hoe gets for ripping your books. Find a new library to complete the job.

Always use an alias.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Girl librarian has a crush on you, as told to you by nearly every person that works there. You just blow off, no big deal. You don't really talk to her or anything because while she might be decent looking, there other prospects that are more interesting. So the crush just foments for a couple of years and she eventually decides to take action and she starts ruining your library books when you take them back just so you have to go in there and talk to her.

The first time she ruins the book, it's just food on the cover. No big deal, you go in and wipe it off and they don't charge you anything. No harm, no foul. And you don't even expect anything because you figure the food must of gotten on there from putting it in the dropbox or something because it certainly wasn't on there from you. The talking is minimal and you're just more interested in getting the hold cleared from your account and leaving rather than having any deep conversations with the librarian.

Next time though, she starts ripping your books. Again, you just figure it must of happened in the process somewhere along the line and you pay the fine.

The 3rd though, you checked out 20 books, she rips 4 of them and all the sudden you have triple digit fines on your account and the library is saying they are going to send your fines off to a collection agency.

Which is where I am now. The money is no big deal, but I think I have two options to get this girl to stop. 1) I go in there and make a scene and state what I think is happening(I'm sure the many-fold security cameras the library has could back up my claims if they have any storage capability whatever), or 2) I go in there and ask her out just so she'll leave me alone. I don't want to make the girl lose her job or anything, but she's annoying the crap out of me. Can't a brother just checkout some books in peace?

No, but seriously, we've all probably done some semi-weird things to get somebody's attention, but I just don't like the fact that I have to pay money and be inconvenienced just because she wants to talk to me. Do I be nice and just ask her out, or is she a potential psycho that I should avoid going that route at all costs?
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She's worth finding a new library to use.

This is where my advice that you should just be glad no woman needs you fails entirely. Apparently one does. Or, well, maybe she is being victimized by a prankster who really wants to get her fired.

So this takes a lot of arrogance and an unassailable self-esteem beholden to no one, but I'd go to her, and ask her how her mom is, and her dad, and what kind of ice cream she likes, and even tell her she looks nice. Then I'd just smile a little more and say "But this book desecration just has to stop." Look her straight in the eye when you say that. If she breaks contact you know she knows you've "made" her.

She might deny knowing what you're talking about, but you shouldn't check out any more books until she does, and apologizes. If she does, you should talk to her a little every time you go there, in the line of being a good brother or something. Maybe even get her phone number and provide another outlet for her to resolve her problems. In between some light banter about the Jazz or the ballet, you should consistently offer the opinion that maybe she should get some help about how she tries to develop relationships, maybe get some counselling. She might surprize you and even thank you for caring, and understand your point of view, and move herself along and get over it. But often, giving a girl in love a chance to actually know you will cure the disease. lol.

Might be something more there you should actually think about, but essentially you should consider this an advance lesson in resolving marital problems. A lot of women, in my estimation of things, resort to this general strategy when they feel neglected by their husband. Hopefully, the husband thinks it's worthwhile to actually start paying attention.
 
Or just find a new library.
End of story.
I might even move to another country.
Not to get away from her, but because it would be fun.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
No beuno on the library switch-a-roo. This one is best in state for what I need it for. I think I'm actually going to go with the ask her out route because I really don't want to get her fired as I'm pretty sure she is a salaried employee, not just one of those shelve stocker girls and I actually do need more books from there ASAP. She wins.
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Did you rip the books? Did you damage library property? No? Than you did not get her fired. She got herself fired because she is the one that ripped them. Personal accountability. You are a big boy and can do what you want but you heard it here. This is a bad idea.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
No bueno on the library switch-a-roo. This one is best in state for what I need it for. I think I'm actually going to go with the ask her out route because I really don't want to get her fired as I'm pretty sure she is a salaried employee, not just one of those shelve stocker girls and I actually do need more books from there ASAP. She wins.
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You're officially a prostitute. I'm calling the authorities.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
No bueno on the library switch-a-roo. This one is best in state for what I need it for. I think I'm actually going to go with the ask her out route because I really don't want to get her fired as I'm pretty sure she is a salaried employee, not just one of those shelve stocker girls and I actually do need more books from there ASAP. She wins.
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I hope you remember this pivotal moment over the next 10 years.
You may curse this day.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
No bueno on the library switch-a-roo. This one is best in state for what I need it for. I think I'm actually going to go with the ask her out route because I really don't want to get her fired as I'm pretty sure she is a salaried employee, not just one of those shelve stocker girls and I actually do need more books from there ASAP. She wins.
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Just make sure your auto and home owner (or renter's) insurance is up-to-date.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1NnROqIePQ&feature=player_embedded
 
I say go for it. Dating an insane person could be fun.

I tried something similar once to get a girl's attention. But all it did was make her mad that I killed her puppy, instead of sending her running into my arms for solace. Damn ingrate. Good thing I got those shower pics of her to post on the internet to get even. And the next time I am standing over her bed in the middle of the night I might do something like move things around on her nightstand so she knows someone was there. I'll show you paranoid

I'LL SHOW YOU PARANOID STACEY!!!! YOU HEAR ME DAMMIT!!!!! **** YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
That said, wow am I glad I never had to deal with anything like that. 20 years of marriage has its advantages.

Stay away from that bitch. It cannot lead to good things.
 
Is she the equivalent of this guy, Willard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wb2nZR6qbE&feature=fvst
 
Go up to her and say, "I've known since the day I've met you that I love you. I want to marry you and give you about 6 babies." That will either A. Make you look crazy and keep her from you or B. Help her cause.
 
kwb said:
Go up to her and say, "I've known since the day I've met you that I love you. I want to marry you and give you about 6 babies." That will either A. Make you look crazy and keep her from you or B. Help her cause.
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p.s. don't actually follow up on the 6 babies.
 
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