Colonoscopy

[fishonjazz]

I have my first ever colonoscopy scheduled for Monday morning.
Any advice?

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[Sardines]

 

[TheGoldStandard]

The anal-ysis won't be the best time you'll ever have, but it will be right up there...

 

[fishonjazz]

I do like anesthesia so I'm looking forward to the nap at least.

Mostly I'm worried about the hunger from not eating for a long time

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[gandalfe]

I do like anesthesia so I'm looking forward to the nap at least.

Mostly I'm worried about the hunger from not eating for a long time

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The worst part of it is the cleanse. That stuff is pretty gross.

 

[Mongoose]

The worst part of it is the cleanse. That stuff is pretty gross.

Ya the day before is the worst part

 

[Hearsky]

I do like anesthesia so I'm looking forward to the nap at least.

Mostly I'm worried about the hunger from not eating for a long time

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Ha! I just got my first one scheduled for later in the month. They gave me the directions...like nothing but clear liquid the two days before and then nothing the day of. I'm a veteran intermittent fasting and use to three days without food, but I like to do it on my terms.

 

[Rubashov]

I have my first ever colonoscopy scheduled for Monday morning.
Any advice?

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Its important that they found an opening...

 

[fishonjazz]

I'm already starving and I have 24 hours to go. Stomach growling already.

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[Hearsky]

I'm already starving and I have 24 hours to go. Stomach growling already.

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Whatever you do, don't look at this picture.

 

[fishonjazz]

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Whatever you do, don't look at this picture.

Lololololol
Whole grains are worst thing I could eat!

I'm watching the 2nd Harry Potter movie with my daughter right now and she is sitting next to me eating a can of Pringles.
Torture

7 poops so far today......

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[homeytennis]

It sounds like you are having a $hit)y time. I had one a couple of months ago and survived barely.

 

[str8line]

I prefer Colonel Sanders.

 

[Sardines]

I prefer Colonel Sanders.

This bad boy (no pun intended) will sand you colon smooth in seconds.

 

[fishonjazz]

17 poops so far. Worst part was that I have to finish the drink and take gas x between midnight and 3 so I went to bed at 9:30 after putting my daughter to bed and had to set my alarm to be up at midnight. So here I am now finishing the prep and then I can't go back to bed for a long time because I'm gonna have to poop more.
Lame.
Flushable wet wipes have been a blessing. Thanks Google.

Gonna go to Charlie's cheese steaks after the procedure and pig out

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[Archie Moses]

I have my first ever colonoscopy scheduled for Monday morning.
Any advice?

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Miss you, my man.

Hope it went/goes well.

 

[Archie Moses]

17 poops so far. Worst part was that I have to finish the drink and take gas x between midnight and 3 so I went to bed at 9:30 after putting my daughter to bed and had to set my alarm to be up at midnight. So here I am now finishing the prep and then I can't go back to bed for a long time because I'm gonna have to poop more.
Lame.
Flushable wet wipes have been a blessing. Thanks Google.

Gonna go to Charlie's cheese steaks after the procedure and pig out

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I love your honesty and ability at not giving one eff.

 

[Red]

I’ve had a few, most recent a few months ago, but this is the first “crap by explosive crap”, first hand, live account, of a colonoscopy prep I’ve ever come across. Fascinating…

 

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

 

[fishonjazz]

Miss you, my man.

Hope it went/goes well.

Thank you good sir

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