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Looking for a new handle...

Stifle Tower

Punch Bowl Re-Filler
and willing to take suggestions.

I admit I'm just not very creative. I'm more of a numbers guy. And I'm old school; back in the days, "eating the glass" meant a player was a great rebounder.

But I want something new, something clever. I wish I had thought of "larryselbow" several years ago. That was fantastic.

Suggestions? Keep it clean please.
 
Big Turkey
The Fours' Prophet
Too Big
Homer
Irony
Wrath
Envy
Slapjack
Crackerjack
Half Baked
...
 
You want a Utah Jazz inspired name, or just a basketball name in general, or something completely off the wall?
 
JackPottingInBed
PillowFortConstruction
AlexBurks
GordonHaywood
HarpringBolerMousetrap
Boler'sKneeSleeves
 
GrapesAreYummy69
KimKardashian69
TheCookingChannel69
MyFingersAreWet69
ImNotFatAnymore69

Any of those would be good.
 
and willing to take suggestions.

I admit I'm just not very creative. I'm more of a numbers guy. And I'm old school; back in the days, "eating the glass" meant a player was a great rebounder.

But I want something new, something clever. I wish I had thought of "larryselbow" several years ago. That was fantastic.

Suggestions? Keep it clean please.

Jr. Moses

hehepeepeecaca

Darftbeer

Guy

_____>Science

Alec_Bucks

Matt_Harps_Hair

Brit_G_is_NOT_Hot
 
... I guess the request to keep it clean feel on deaf ears. I have long felt that sexual Innuendos are often indicative of an individual bereft of genuine character or class. I could be wrong, but it seems a little inappropriate...
 
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