My Tribute To Dalamon

[Saint Cy of JFC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p20E0hczd60&feature=plcp


Just realized that one of my friends uploaded this video on youtube (what an ***). I guess Ill link it before some douche-nozzle does instead.


EDIT: I suppose some of you can now see what a fully-clothed Dally looks like. Don't cringe when you see the way I dress, kennykyle. Also, I refuse to explain the premise of why this video was taken, and who it was initially sent to before being uploaded on youtube.

Not seeing the battering ram. Obviously this was sent to PKM.

 

[Beantown]

Eh, it ain't too bad. Your wife didn't seemed to mind it. She did enjoy the fact that my ***** was much longer than yours though

You should of just banged her with that footlong beak between your eyes.

 

[TheSilencer1313]

You should of just banged her with that footlong beak between your eyes.

Rep'd.....

 

[Deleted member 848]

You should of just banged her with that footlong beak between your eyes.

Who says I didnt?? I like to switch things up from time to time. Thanks for the pointer, but (as usual) I'm way ahead of ya. Anything else you wanna say? Or are you just gonna make another four consecutive nose jokes? Your widely-known reputation of incompetence definitely makes me wanna lean towards the latter.

 

[Scat]

EDIT: I suppose some of you can now see what a fully-clothed Dally looks like. Don't cringe when you see the way I dress, kennykyle. Also, I refuse to explain the premise of why this video was taken, and who it was initially sent to before being uploaded on youtube.

Is he expecting a suicide vest or something?

 

[UB]

Thanks for the day-long boner. <h>/sarcasm </h> <start>lol</start>


This is going to make church real hard to get through today.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

You do have that baby bird look to your face a bit. Not quite as bad as in some humans I've seen, but yo' momma definitely got a few drops of bird doo doo mixed in her eggs somehow.

 

[Deleted member 95]

Wow, really? The only reason your hating on the dude is because he stole the women you worship but are too pathetic to actually make a move on. Pathetic coward.

Dalamon is a good looking dude, and dresses well. And seems to have a killer personality in real life to (a)boot.

Quit hatin' *******, 'specially you beanhole you dopey dickwad.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Wow, really? The only reason your hating on the dude is because he stole the women you worship but are too pathetic to actually make a move on. Pathetic coward.

AHAHAHAHA. Glad the boyfriend could show up to defend so quickly. Did you guys go in on matching glitter incrusted pagers together just in case one of your online personas that are so fragile needs backup? How could he possibly be in competition with me for a girl when he's already locked down with a winner like you? You're too needy. Too much of a bitch. He doesn't have the time. He might be a birdman, but he's not Harvey Birdman. He can't be everywhere at once.

 

[Deleted member 95]

Looks like I hit a nerve there buddy.

How does it feel to know the women you devote a closet shrine too gets drier than a bone when she looks or even thinks of your pansy ***

yet when she thinks of some 18 year old guy in the far away land of Canada that she's never even met, it gets her wetter than a hurricane and makes her want to spread and howl like a banshee.

really think about it. cuckolding may be for you bro.

 

[Deleted member 848]

You do have that baby bird look to your face a bit. Not quite as bad as in some humans I've seen, but yo' momma definitely got a few drops of bird doo doo mixed in her eggs somehow.

Yup, I definitely do. If I was self-conscious about it, or it irritated me for whatever reason then I wouldn't be posting like 80 videos of myself on here, now would I? No bird doo-doo, just a consequence of having my ancestry stem from southeastern europe. But really, teasing of this nature always makes me smile, as you will not meet a person less insecure than myself, especially when it comes to looks.

AHAHAHAHA. Glad the boyfriend could show up to defend so quickly. Did you guys go in on matching glitter incrusted pagers together just in case one of your online personas that are so fragile needs backup? How could he possibly be in competition with me for a girl when he's already locked down with a winner like you? You're too needy. Too much of a bitch. He doesn't have the time. He might be a birdman, but he's not Harvey Birdman. He can't be everywhere at once.

Don't you mettle yourself in the affairs of me and Saint O>D. You might wanna focus your efforts on how to turn around this (losing) battle of yours. Not sure why you're referring to him as a bitch, needy..?? This seems to be coming out of nowhere. I got plenty of people making fun of the way I look, and I still managed to react less angrily than you did

Take it easy kiddo, its just Jazzfanz.

Looks like I hit a nerve there buddy.

How does it feel to know the women you devote a closet shrine too gets drier than a bone when she looks or even thinks of your pansy ***

yet when she thinks of some 18 year old guy in the far away land of Canada that she's never even met, it gets her wetter than a hurricane and makes her want to spread and howl like a banshee.

really think about it. cuckolding may be for you bro.

Not only am I constructing a shrine in your memory, but I will be naming my firstborn in your name as well.

 

[Siro]

Dalamon is a hipster?

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Yup, I definitely do. If I was self-conscious about it, or it irritated me for whatever reason then I wouldn't be posting like 80 videos of myself on here, now would I? No bird doo-doo, just a consequence of having my ancestry stem from southeastern europe. But really, teasing of this nature always makes me smile, as you will not meet a person less insecure than myself, especially when it comes to looks.

I know. Hell, you joke around a lot too. That's this board in a nutshell. And that's all I was doing. I got nothing against you or even Mr. O > D. It's all in good fun on my end. I treat Jazzfanz like I would a game of ball at the park. If my responses are scathing to you, then the only thing that's evident is we didn't grow up at the same park. That's casual trash talking to me.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Dalamon is a hipster?

He's a muslim too I hear. Worst of both worlds.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Dalamon is a hipster?

I'm seeing more yuppie than hipster.

 

[Deleted member 848]

I'm seeing more yuppie than hipster.

Hell no, Im too poor for that ****. Im a friggin Canadian immigrant for crying out loud. Hipster is a label that I DESPISE, but one that is often placed upon me unfortunately.




It amuses me that people seem to be judging me so much over a handful of short clips

 

[Siro]

Hes a muslim too I hear. Worst of both worlds.

I suppose it could be worse.

 

[Deleted member 848]

I suppose it could be worse.

Where did you snag this pic of Cy?


On a somewhat related note, Im glad he has finally taken the time to trim his eyebrows a bit.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

I'd kill to look half as good as that kid.

 

[Siro]

Haha. Either way, I was kidding about the hipster thing. I don't give two ****s about fashion trends, but you look pretty fashionable. Uncomfortable, but fashionable.