The Official Fight the boredom of off-season with humor thread.

[Former Member]

 

[Dr. Jones]

Started a thread on this, but I suppose this is good destination as well..

 

[UGLI baby]

Started a thread on this, but I suppose this is good destination as well..

Quit spamming the board with your weird wrestling pron.

 

[Former Member]

 

[colton]

i liked that C&H one a lot.

two more dilbert:

 

[colton]

Frank & Ernest is another strip I like:

 

[Former Member]

Colton, I need to spread some more rep around. ^^^ That is hilarious. (Dilbert)

 

[colton]

I don't actually like Fusco Brothers especially, but for some reason this one just cracked me up:

 

[colton]

I like Speed Bump...here's one that made me smile

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

The Robot

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
“Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.
“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy.
The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”
“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy.

“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.

“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”
“I am ashamed of you son,” said John.. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!”

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

Surely, you can't be serious.

 

[ema]

Engineering at its best.

 

[Former Member]

 

[Former Member]

I don't know if the word "hell" is allowed on this board. If not, I apologize for this oldie from SNL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV7Qz640OeM

 

[colton]

Gotta love Calvin

 

[addictionary]

 

[Former Member]

This is kind of long, but I had to throw something in this thread with Conan O'Brien...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=E8WvPHSMJ6c

 

[colton]

This is kind of long, but I had to throw something in this thread with Conan O'Brien...

Good stuff. I LOLed at two points--the "I want to high five her" part, and the coffee spilling part. He's a funny guy.

 

[ema]

Frank & Ernest is another strip I like:

I feel stupid, I didn't understand this one. Could you help me colton, Whisky?

 

[addictionary]

I feel stupid, I didn't understand this one. Could you help me colton, Whisky?

An un-understood joke shall not be explained, coz if it is explained, it's no more a joke.

aaand yer not missin anything it's pretty lame.

 

[Former Member]

I feel stupid, I didn't understand this one. Could you help me colton, Whisky?

The legend of King Arthur is that he became King because he pulled a sword out of a stone. He was the only one who could do it. So, the picture of King Arthur not being able to open a bottle of pickles contradicts the myth. However, according to the myth it was more of a "divine" thing then a feat of strength thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zj_8h22Fv4

That's a "Disney" version I think. However, the myth is rooted in Medieval literature and legend and has brought such fanciful characters as Merlin, Guinevere, Excalibur (swords are more characters than objects in medieval literature), Lancelot, and Gawain.