Jazzfanz ALL-TIME Fantasy Draft

[spycam1]

Interesting you say that when you were just bad-mouthing him the other day. Glad to see you've come around though.

Don't believe his lies, freak.

 

[Former Member]

I must admit... Freak is one of my favorite posters on this board. Also, since Freak is Matt Harpring, he is a devout Catholic.

I would like to take a brief moment to subtly work into this post that I am a Catholic Seminarian...




















Subconscious Catholic Guilt....

 

[Dr. Jones]

You impregnate Catholics?

 

[Former Member]

You impregnate Catholics?

Unfortunately, celibacy doesn't work that way. However, if you are using the word impregnate similarly to planting an idea in someone's head (Think of that weird Phenomenological movie with Leonardo DiCaprio, skinny Bain, and the girl from Juno) then... maybe.

 

[nightmare3983]

So if freak casts tiebreaker votes, does that mean he has agreed not to vote in the polls?

 

[UGLI baby]

So if freak casts tiebreaker votes, does that mean he has agreed not to vote in the polls?

No. It means he just became the most powerful man on this message board.

President of jazzfanz, if you will.

 

[Siro]

Whisky, are you familiar with the literature of Gene Wolfe? He's a Catholic author whose faith heavily features in his work. As an atheist, I find most popular religiously inclined authors a bit boring and tedious (C.S Lewis for example). But Wolfe is absolutely amazing, and I count him among my favorites.

 

[Former Member]

Whisky, are you familiar with the literature of Gene Wolfe? He's a Catholic author whose faith heavily features in his work. As an atheist, I find most popular religiously inclined authors a bit boring and tedious (C.S Lewis for example). But Wolfe is absolutely amazing, and I count him among my favorites.

I've never read him, but I'm going to now. I've fallen in love with literature the past few years. Out of curiosity, what do you think of Graham Greene?

 

[Former Member]

Do you have any works of Gene Wolfe that you would recommend?

 

[Former Member]

I'm going to read his books because of his mustache alone!

 

[nightmare3983]

I'm going to read his books because of his mustache alone!

Not only am I unable to argue with that line of reasoning, but I almost want to read his stuff as well.

 

[Siro]

Do you have any works of Gene Wolfe that you would recommend?

The Book of the New Sun series is a must, starting with the Shadow of the Torturer.

 

[Siro]

I've never read him, but I'm going to now. I've fallen in love with literature the past few years. Out of curiosity, what do you think of Graham Greene?

It is interesting you bring up Greene. He is the antithesis of modernism in literature, and I ****ing LOVE modernists. I specially like James Joyce, whom Greene despises.

I'd say he's an interesting fellow. I enjoy straight forward writers who emphasize simple structure and wording, instead focusing on the complexity of ideas and plot lines. I don't think Greene is quite on the same level as Hemingway, but The Quiet American is a masterpiece, and a number of other works are intriguing, such as The End of the Affair. The Third Man is also a great movie, but I haven't read the book. But he also writes some fluff. Then again, so does Gene Wolfe., and it never bothered me.

 

[UGLI baby]

All-time fantasy authors darft would be so fun guys.

Somebody get it started.

 

[Former Member]

All-time fantasy authors darft would be so fun guys.

Somebody get it started.

Dang. Would I take Chaucer or Shakespeare at the number one slot?

Not going to lie, I'm leaning toward my boy Geoffrey Chaucer. Dante would be worthy of a number one pick as well... great idea UGLI!

 

[Former Member]

It is interesting you bring up Greene. He is the antithesis of modernism in literature, and I ****ing LOVE modernists. I specially like James Joyce, whom Greene despises.

I'd say he's an interesting fellow. I enjoy straight forward writers who emphasize simple structure and wording, instead focusing on the complexity of ideas and plot lines. I don't think Greene is quite on the same level as Hemingway, but The Quiet American is a masterpiece, and a number of other works are intriguing, such as The End of the Affair. The Third Man is also a great movie, but I haven't read the book. But he also writes some fluff. Then again, so does Gene Wolfe., and it never bothered me.

I love Graham Greene. My name "WhiskyPriest" comes from Graham Greene's "The Power and the Glory"

 

[UGLI baby]

Dang. Would I take Chaucer or Shakespeare at the number one slot?

Not going to lie, I'm leaning toward my boy Geoffrey Chaucer. Dante would be worthy of a number one pick as well... great idea UGLI!

You can have all of them.

With my first pick I take...

The Lady who wrote The Hunger Games books.

 

[Former Member]

You can have all of them.

With my first pick I take...

The Lady who wrote The Hunger Games books.

Sweet. I'm surprised you left the Harry Potter series on the board.

 

[nightmare3983]

I don't get why people are only voting on some of the polls. Not picking because you think it's too close is lame - this is pretty much just for fun. It's not like the winner gets a prize other than some pos reps.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Dang. Would I take Chaucer or Shakespeare at the number one slot?

Not going to lie, I'm leaning toward my boy Geoffrey Chaucer. Dante would be worthy of a number one pick as well... great idea UGLI!

I'd probably go Paul or Luke ..