You look like a sleaze/douche in all the pics I've seen.
Ah ha! In contact with 3 Albanian chicks recently; they, at least in appearance, fit the description. Lots of gold, velour and snake skin. One was pretty nice, friendly and otherwise attractive.
Have to agree with this Dalamon. You look like the guy who tries to hard to dress nice, but just ends up looking kind of like a tool.
I still like you though.