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PKM said:
Hahaha...

I have sooooooooooooo tried to not tell this story because I will never hear the end of it... but here goes.......

My oldest daughter is not my biological daughter. I adopted her when I married and she has been mine since she was 6 years old. (So no blood relation)
Her husband is my half-brother (same father.. hence the 'looks like' thing I guess.. good call).

So, yes, I am from KY and, yes, my daughter married my brother..... that's lots of fodder even without any blood relation.

I'll duck now.
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Holy crap bro...that's just freaking hilarious. I understand not wanting to tell that story.
 
If you have the same father how come you don't have a sleeve for his life too?
 
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bigb said:
If you have the same father how come you don't have a sleeve for his life too?
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Maybe he has one on another part of his body? I'd vote for trampstamp ;)
Btw: Rep'd for creativity! And PKM for honesty. Cause that's something I'd be VEEEEEEEERY hesitant to share with the interwebs ... not judging though!

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to PKM again"
 
PKM said:
Hahaha...

I have sooooooooooooo tried to not tell this story because I will never hear the end of it... but here goes.......

My oldest daughter is not my biological daughter. I adopted her when I married and she has been mine since she was 6 years old. (So no blood relation)
Her husband is my half-brother (same father.. hence the 'looks like' thing I guess.. good call).

So, yes, I am from KY and, yes, my daughter married my brother..... that's lots of fodder even without any blood relation.

I'll duck now.
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Oh. My. Gosh.

Not enough words in the world.
 
PKM said:
See.. if I were truly an attention whore I would have told that story a long time ago..
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Everybody here knows you're an attention whore. Making a thread stating that you don't like somebody, but you need other people's advice on whether you should call them out by name or not is attention whoring, and you know it.
 
Hantlers said:
Everybody here knows you're an attention whore. Making a thread stating that you don't like somebody, but you need other people's advice on whether you should call them out by name or not is attention whoring, and you know it.
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snicker
 
PKM said:
Hahaha...

I have sooooooooooooo tried to not tell this story because I will never hear the end of it... but here goes.......

My oldest daughter is not my biological daughter. I adopted her when I married and she has been mine since she was 6 years old. (So no blood relation)
Her husband is my half-brother (same father.. hence the 'looks like' thing I guess.. good call).

So, yes, I am from KY and, yes, my daughter married my brother..... that's lots of fodder even without any blood relation.

I'll duck now.
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
I have carried this jazzfanz secret for nearly a year.

A weight has been lifted from my keyboard.

This post brought to you by UGLI baby
 
PKM said:
Even Dala...

I knew I shouldn't open up and let people in.. sigh.
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But when they start getting kids, they shouldn't tell them of that "coincidence" before they come of age...
You don't wanna pick them up from school when their friends know you're the "step grandfather" and "half uncle" in one and the same person. While in elementary school that might be still funny the older the kids get the higher the probability that this causes a target on their backs ;)
 
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