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Dear Andris, YOU SUCK!

franklin said:
You had a grand total of 24 points and 153 rebounds last season in 495 minutes? Is this typo or did you just put up the worst NBA season of all time? My bad, your previous year might have been even worse. 79 points, 176 rebounds in 739 minutes, and you shot .111 from the free throw line. Why even bother shooting it at all? And how do you rack up damn near as many fouls as rebounds? Are you trying to suck? Don't answer..

Okay, okay, I just need to give you a chance. So I checked Basketball-reference.com to see if anyone has ever sucked as bad as you. >400 minutes, =<24pts, & =<153 rebounds. NOPE. Not a single NBA player has sucked like you suck.




Please O'Connor, please please please give him a buyout and send his flab *** back home. He doesn't deserve to wear a Jazz jersey, and I'll boo every second he's on the floor.

Beeds, take your last $9,000,000 and cram it up your kiester and watch basketball from a lazy boy in Latvia. You'll be more useful there.

Bitch.


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So you are saying the Jazz are dumb for getting the worst player in the league for an obvious tank?
 
I'm strangely getting excited to see Beidrens play this year....

Anyone have an over under on how many free throws he makes!!
 
I love when the announcer says, "Its too flat" on his ft attempt.....it never even touched the net!!!! you NEVER see an airball that bad..holy ****..that is good stuff
 
Scorpjazz said:
I love when the announcer says, "Its too flat" on his ft attempt.....it never even touched the net!!!! you NEVER see an airball that bad..holy ****..that is good stuff
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Biwdrins ia fonna bw awesome.... lots of lolz.
I want him to attempt at least one cree throw per game anf one 3 pointr a game
 
spycam1 said:
I love drunk fishonjazz :)
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Not even drunk! Ambiem bunglr is what's going dowm.
Sont know howmuch longer I can fi f2f ht ogf sleep
My wife is mad tbag I'm ttying ti. Get my oarty on beforw bex when I should just go to sk eep
 
fishonjazz said:
Not even drunk! Ambiem bunglr is what's going dowm.
Sont know howmuch longer I can fi f2f ht ogf sleep
My wife is mad tbag I'm ttying ti. Get my oarty on beforw bex when I should just go to sk eep
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You are just killing it tonight. Killing it.
 
Zulu said:
Anyone have an over under on how many free throws he makes!!
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Yes, it's ONE, just like the last four seasons.

Honestly guys, I get the play Beeds tankz stuff and all, but this Beeds **** is beneath us. We can always call back Bordchrot or TAg.
 
franklin said:
Yes, it's ONE, just like the last four seasons.

Honestly guys, I get the play Beeds tankz stuff and all, but this Beeds **** is beneath us. We can always call back Bordchrot or TAg.
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Before this thread, I knew he sucked, but I had no idea it was this bad! I remember last time I watched him like four years ago he was a respectable player, even if a little challenged offensively, but to get that bad after getting paid... That's just turrible.
 
Corbin needs to start him. He will set the tone of the game for the young guys.


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