What would the Utah Jazz have been named?

[Dr. Jones]

Rep Fishing ↑↑↑



Hey PKM, Kentucky Rocks and their blue uniforms are cool too.

Hey thanks!

 

[Dr. Jones]

The Utah Prudes (for PKM)

Prudes for the average guy, that is.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I heard PKM was a quality guy.

You heard correct.

 

[Dr. Jones]

No need to fish. PKM reps me from time to time based on the quality of my posts.

Very true.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Although "Great Salt Lakers" might not fit every year. Kind of like when Seattle had to drop "Super" from their name and just became the Sonics. We've missed the playoffs and now are going to be be really bad. Perhps the "Formerly Great Salt Lakers?"

 

[Doublea]

Well this team is like a new chapter in the franchise.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Although "Great Salt Lakers" might not fit every year. Kind of like when Seattle had to drop "Super" from their name and just became the Sonics. We've missed the playoffs and now are going to be be really bad. Perhps the "Formerly Great Salt Lakers?"

The Lake will always be named the GREAT salt lake regardless how the team plays.

 

[Doublea]

So would it be, "The Utah Great Salt Lakers" or just "The Great Salt Lakers"?

 

[Dr. Jones]

So would it be, "The Utah Great Salt Lakers" or just "The Great Salt Lakers"?

The latter imo.. lessen the demographic stranglehold on target fanbase.

 

[framer]

The Utah Anti-Nephi Lehis

Grizzlies and Raptors would have been available back then. The Utah Raptor is an actual thing.

Could have been the Utah Rough Riders like a third of the teams in Canadian Football.

Me, I would go with the Utah Jackpotters and design the uniform to look a lot like a tuxedo.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I would hate the Utah Raptors.. I don't care how relevant it MAY be.

 

[framer]

I would hate the Utah Raptors.. I don't care how relevant it MAY be.

Well, yeah now after Toronto ruined it with their terrible team, uniforms, and that horrible logo. When the team first came here, dinosaurs were kind of Utah's thing. Hell, ya'll even have fossilized tracks there in St. George. Another fun fact, there are literally TONS of dinosaur fossils warehoused under Cougar Stadium.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Well, yeah now after Toronto ruined it with their terrible team, uniforms, and that horrible logo. When the team first came here, dinosaurs were kind of Utah's thing. Hell, ya'll even have fossilized tracks there in St. George. Another fun fact, there are literally TONS of dinosaur fossils warehoused under Cougar Stadium.

Should I google that?

 

[Stifle Tower]

The Lake will always be named the GREAT salt lake regardless how the team plays.

I know. I actually lived in Salt Lake through elementary school. Just trying to make a bad joke.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Good point re: the Raptors, framer.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I know. I actually lived in Salt Lake through elementary school. Just trying to make a bad joke.

I know when you're trying to make a bad joke, bro. Every now and then you aren't trying very hard.

 

[framer]

Should I google that?

Just did. It looks like they were moved in 2005, allegedly. I don't believe they have 170 tons of dinosaur bones in the building across the street, so there could be some remaining. Also, forgot it is now Lavell Edwards Stadium.

What is creepy is that the above post shows up on the first page of google search results.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Utah cars (LHM tribute)
Utah goonies
Utah Malonei's
Utah rattlers
Utah mountain lions
Utah missionaries
Utah temples
Utah crusaders (on of my favs)
Utah patsies

 

[Stifle Tower]

I know when you're trying to make a bad joke, bro. Every now and then you aren't trying very hard.

 

[Zulu]

The Utah Russians!!!!