The **Official** I Endorse Dave Ballou Thread

[fishonjazz]

What time should we get there?

I thing me and Chris L are gonna post up at Bout Time before hand if anyone wants to come.

I would go hang out at bout time with ya but I will be at work till 6:30 so I will have to haul *** home to shower and eat just to make it to GF house on time

 

[Gameface]

Flip-flops are fine.

Tanks tops are okay, too.

John stockton shorts are encouraged.

No roller skates.

 

[Chris-L]

can i bring my sawed-off?

 

[Gameface]

can i bring my sawed-off?

Someone has to keep franklin in line.

 

[Gameface]

Jazzfanz trying to give me a heart attack.

Jason, if you don't want to come you just have to say so, no need to shut down Jazzfanz.

 

[bigb]

Tanks tops are okay, too.

What if it's a shirt that I cut the sleeves off and cut it about two inches above my belly button?

No roller skates.

I guess I'm out.

 

[UGLI baby]

Jazzfanz trying to give me a heart attack.

Jason, if you don't want to come you just have to say so, no need to shut down Jazzfanz.

Lol, was thinking the same thing.


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[UGLI baby]

I guess I'm out.

You can still skate to his house, just take em off before coming inside.

Ya, it sucks, but way better than missing out on the whole night.



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[bigb]

Dude I have the worlds stinkiest feet though.

 

[Mrs Jason]

I'm so confused, is Jason in or out?

He's in. Just keep him away from the Fireball Whiskey.

 

[UGLI baby]

He's in. Just keep him away from the Fireball Whiskey.

But what if it whispers temptation in his ear?


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[RJF]

He's in. Just KEEP SERVING him the Fireball Whiskey.

Fixed.

 

[ema]

Jazzfanz trying to give me a heart attack.

Jason, if you don't want to come you just have to say so, no need to shut down Jazzfanz.

Sorry man, I really wanted this a lot but unfortunately I won't be able to make it too. It's this last minute thing that I couldn't forecast. My wife just bought me an ocean for my birthday and put it between your house and my house.

I'm really sorry, I hope you guys to enjoy the night though.

 

[Bronco70]

Sorry man, I really wanted this a lot but unfortunately I won't be able to make it too. It's this last minute thing that I couldn't forecast. My wife just bought me an ocean for my birthday and put it between your house and my house.

I'm really sorry, I hope you guys to enjoy the night though.

She was going to out it in the backyard, but I convinced her otherwise. I needed a buffer to keep your 47 cars from ****ting in my flower beds.

 

[UGLI baby]

OMG have I got a deal for you bros...

If someone would be willing to pick up, and drop off Chris L and I at the Buffalo Wild Wings right off 1-15 at the 114th South exit, I will take care of your poker buy in!

$0 buy in, possibly hundreds in winnings, that could be an infinity return on your investment! Think about it....


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[UGLI baby]

Some dude out there is severely confused right now.

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[bigb]

OMG have I got a deal for you bros...

If someone would be willing to pick up, and drop off Chris L and I at the Buffalo Wild Wings right off 1-15 at the 114th South exit, I will take care of your poker buy in!

$0 buy in, possibly hundreds in winnings, that could be an infinity return on your investment! Think about it....


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I was planning on doing at least three re-buys and an add-on. Deal?

 

[UGLI baby]

I was planning on doing at least three re-buys and an add-on. Deal?

Sure, throw a few Gameface beer purchases on my tab as well.


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[Jason]

At that price I'll drive you nearly anywhere. But I trust you as much as I trust pkm.

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[Gameface]

Some dude out there is severely confused right now.

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I'm poor now. No cell phone.

Yeah, still a couple seats. Bring 'em.