No one talks **** about my pretend wife on the internet. Come to poker tonight, I dare ya.
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No one talks **** about my pretend wife on the internet. Come to poker tonight, I dare ya.
Taking absurd positions for sport is not quality anything.
Did you write a sentence that makes no sense at all on purpose?
That's rep worthy for ten times with that hell of a sarcasm but it makes my role [size/HUGE] fixed [/size]. I won't play along sorry.
P.S. I'm pretty sure it was to insult you not your wife. You are the one who drink relentlessly to make yourself believe that you like fat nasty bitches with big fake *******, aren't you?
Oh wait...
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This is hotttnickkk at his best. I almost had to take a knee I was laughing so hard!
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^ hotttnickkk confuses a period in his own life where he was wacking to porn a lot with my admission that I've been sleeping with lots of beautiful women lately (quite joyishly, I say repeatedly). This terrible confusion provides the platform for him to assume that since he felt bad about himself because of all that wacking, that I must also feel bad. He takes this as evidence to include in his analysis of my online behavior.
****ing hilarious stuff here.
****ing hilarious stuff here.
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This
Obviously he hasn't... which explains why he thinks I'm wacking off to porn. Got news for you bro. They can't get enough of it and they all line up a mile long to get a piece of it.
LoL.. wacking of to porn my ***..
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Who's "they"?
What's "it"?
I'm having a hard time imagining a mile long chain of anything.
You've had a porn problem, just admit it! It's not as bad as
It used to be, maybe, but you're still coping. Just say it bro
I got that. I had a good laugh over it when I sobered up enough to read what it said.
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In other words, if I had gazed upon hotttnickkk's penis, then I'd know he wasnt jerking to porn. This would be obvious. The signs would be clearly visible on his dick. Ok.
In other words, hotttnickkk's imagined orgy is where he delivers sex like a doc delivers some kind of anti-virus. Hawt.
I know... like, pssshawwwww!
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This.
"It's beyond my wildest dreams" - their words not mine.
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NOTE: the original post just said "This."
nickkk then edited his post by adding the quotation. Apparently some extra emphasis was needed.
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];653539 said:
Absolutely.
Some of us are slower than others in getting the point it seems. Hence additional info and emphasis needed.
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zomg guys, I wonder who has seen more action: nickkk's buster bar or Fiksed's sheep rug #jazzfanz