Settle down everyone. I'm here to accept my trophy.
First off thank you Patrick. I'm flattered. I'd like to thank my computer and the scary world that keeps inside my house all day. And second, I dedicate this award to my idol, Saltair's finest. I don't know where that goofy ******* went, but I'd love to see him 'round here again so we can all stalk his sexy girlfriend and his life in general.
Thanks again, I hate all of you