Lucas is the greatest thing to happen to the Jazz this season. Lucas appreciation thread.

[yamers]

We have the #1 tank captain in the league. I mean it's amazing! we where up by 10 so Ty put in Lucas for 3minutes and lucas went onto brick 8 straight shots including 2 shot clock violations losing track of time completely. This let the Bulls back into the game in a matter of those 3 minutes.

We know we can lose the game at anytime by just placing the key piece onto the floor. I would like to thank Lucas for the top 3 pick and we all will look back in 3-4 years and truly admire Lucas as one of the greatest players that ever played for the Jazz.

I hope they retire his number because we are going to be so grateful that he led us to the tank and draft picks.

So...thank you Lucas.

 

[d@!!0n0rcutt]

Thee Tank Commandor!

 

[Stoked]

Pffffft....

Lucas doesn't deserve to hold Corbins and Lindsey jocks.

 

[yamers]

Pffffft....

Lucas doesn't deserve to hold Corbins and Lindsey jocks.

if we ever win a championship it's going to be because of Lucas the greatest tank captain of all time. I'll bump this thread.

 

[homeytennis]

if we ever win a championship it's going to be because of Lucas the greatest tank captain of all time. I'll bump this thread.

I liked how Luke3rd kept chucking. Sort of like Gordon in his 1-17 game.

 

[Stoked]

if we ever win a championship it's going to be because of Lucas the greatest tank captain of all time. I'll bump this thread.

No, it'll be because of Lindsey. You want to award the grunt instead of the general behind it all or the captain who executed the plan.

 

[SojoDave]

I took a guy who was visiting from India to his first Jazz game. When Lucas was playing, he looked perplexed. He turned to me and said that guy Lucas, he doesn't seem to be very good. Doh, even a guy seeing his first NBA game can tell he sucks.

 

[Weezur]

Lucas ensures, at minimum, 4 on 5 basketball

 

[homeytennis]

Lucas ensures, at minimum, 4 on 5 basketball

Perhaps we can trade him to the Bulls for a first round pick.

 

[Stoked]

Perhaps we can trade him to the Bulls for a first round pick.

I would have an seizure. lol

 

[yamers]

Perhaps we can trade him to the Bulls for a first round pick.

thats the only way i'd let him go. hes a key piece to the tank and a must have on any tanking team.

 

[DutchJazzer]

shows you how retarded corbin is. with his vets first strategy.

corbin was trying to win that game.

 

[Mongoose]

shows you how retarded corbin is. with his vets first strategy.

corbin was trying to win that game.

This is what I don't understand... If Corbin really is trying to win, why does Lucas ever step foot on the floor. I have never in my life seen a more worthless NBA player.

 

[homeytennis]

This is what I don't understand... If Corbin really is trying to win, why does Lucas ever step foot on the floor. I have never in my life seen a more worthless NBA player.

John Crotty was pretty bad.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

As bad as Lucas is I think my grandma would be capable of playing even worse.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

^ Well, maybe not.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

This is what I don't understand... If Corbin really is trying to win, why does Lucas ever step foot on the floor. I have never in my life seen a more worthless NBA player.

Milton Felatio!
34 year old Howard Eyes Lee.

 

[Spinoza]

This is what I don't understand... If Corbin really is trying to win, why does Lucas ever step foot on the floor. I have never in my life seen a more worthless NBA player.

Because Corbin genuinely believes "vets" are better simply because they are vets. Don't try to use high-level thinking to understand a man with a low IQ.

 

[Mongoose]

Milton Felatio!
34 year old Howard Eyes Lee.

Both pretty bad, but I think they both at least had better size than Pukea$$.

 

[Weezur]

Lucas looks like Mani Love out there