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fishonjazz said:
Wrong
Always root for the jazz pick harder than golden states
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This.

Jazz pick >>>>>>> GS pick

It's not that hard to understand.

Memphis is good, they'll make the playoffs regardless if they lose this game. And We've been underestimating Cleveland's suckatude.
 
Some of y'all need to take Tanking 101 classes.

Firing your coach = not a tank move

Firing your GM = not a tank move
 
It's hard to root for Cleveland in this one.... Seeing GS miss the playoffs will be such sweet Karma!!!

But Clevaland is in bad shape.... Go Cavs!!!
 
If a team battling GS for a playoff spot (phoenix, Mem, Dal) is playing a team that is tanking, you root for the tanking team every time.

Order of Priorities

1. Is the team the Warriors? If yes then root for them to lose.
if no then

2. Is the team the Jazz? if yes, then hope for them to lose.
If no then

3. Is the team a tank team?

3a. Are they playing a non Tank team? If yes, then root for them to win.
if no then

3b. Root for them to win in this Order. 1. Lakers 2. Sacramento 3. Cleveland 4. Boston 5. Orlando 6. Philadelphia 7. New York 8. Detroit 9. Charlotte 10. New Orleans 11. Brooklyn 12 Milwaukee (this order is subject to change throughout the year, but 1-2 are less likely to change being in the west, 3-7 more likely to change).

4 If none of the above are satisfied, then root for 1 Memphis 2. Dal 3. Phoenix 4. Denver 5. Houston.

All other games will not have much effect on the Jazz draft picks. This may change if Tor, Atl or Chicago get closer to GS with GS still being in the playoffs. I wouldn't count on it really being a factor though.

Any questions?

I hope that clears up any confusion.
 
sgjazzfan said:
If a team battling GS for a playoff spot (phoenix, Mem, Dal) is playing a team that is tanking, you root for the tanking team every time.

Order of Priorities

1. Is the team the Warriors? If yes then root for them to lose.
if no then

2. Is the team the Jazz? if yes, then hope for them to lose.
If no then

3. Is the team a tank team?

3a. Are they playing a non Tank team? If yes, then root for them to win.
if no then

3b. Root for them to win in this Order. 1. Lakers 2. Sacramento 3. Cleveland 4. Boston 5. Orlando 6. Philadelphia 7. New York 8. Detroit 9. Charlotte 10. New Orleans 11. Brooklyn 12 Milwaukee (this order is subject to change throughout the year, but 1-2 are less likely to change being in the west, 3-7 more likely to change).

4 If none of the above are satisfied, then root for 1 Memphis 2. Dal 3. Phoenix 4. Denver 5. Houston.

All other games will not have much effect on the Jazz draft picks. This may change if Tor, Atl or Chicago get closer to GS with GS still being in the playoffs. I wouldn't count on it really being a factor though.

Any questions?

I hope that clears up any confusion.
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Pretty solid work.
repped

Also rooting for whoever the jazz are playing each night is obvious if you are for the tank. (i would allow an exception if you spent money on a ticket to the game)
 
sgjazzfan said:
If a team battling GS for a playoff spot (phoenix, Mem, Dal) is playing a team that is tanking, you root for the tanking team every time.

Order of Priorities

1. Is the team the Warriors? If yes then root for them to lose.
if no then

2. Is the team the Jazz? if yes, then hope for them to lose.
If no then

3. Is the team a tank team?

3a. Are they playing a non Tank team? If yes, then root for them to win.
if no then

3b. Root for them to win in this Order. 1. Lakers 2. Sacramento 3. Cleveland 4. Boston 5. Orlando 6. Philadelphia 7. New York 8. Detroit 9. Charlotte 10. New Orleans 11. Brooklyn 12 Milwaukee (this order is subject to change throughout the year, but 1-2 are less likely to change being in the west, 3-7 more likely to change).

4 If none of the above are satisfied, then root for 1 Memphis 2. Dal 3. Phoenix 4. Denver 5. Houston.

All other games will not have much effect on the Jazz draft picks. This may change if Tor, Atl or Chicago get closer to GS with GS still being in the playoffs. I wouldn't count on it really being a factor though.

Any questions?

I hope that clears up any confusion.
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Post of the Century tbh.

Will rep when teh system lets me.
 
fishonjazz said:
Also rooting for whoever the jazz are playing each night is obvious if you are for the tank. (i would allow an exception if you spent money on a ticket to the game)
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We've talked about this before, and I can understand where you're coming from, but it just doesn't really make sense when you think about it.

"Because I'm at the game, I want this thing that I don't want to happen, to happen."

lolwut?
 
fishonjazz said:
Pretty solid work.
repped

Also rooting for whoever the jazz are playing each night is obvious if you are for the tank. (i would allow an exception if you spent money on a ticket to the game)
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1. If you are not for the tank, then get out of this thread!

2. Note that I said hope instead of root when talking about the Jazz. (I think you can still cheer for the Jazz and hope for them to lose) A. Hope Marvin, Jefferson, etc... miss every shot B. Hope the other team makes shots.
 
sgjazzfan said:
If a team battling GS for a playoff spot (phoenix, Mem, Dal) is playing a team that is tanking, you root for the tanking team every time.

Order of Priorities

1. Is the team the Warriors? If yes then root for them to lose.
if no then

2. Is the team the Jazz? if yes, then hope for them to lose.
If no then

3. Is the team a tank team?

3a. Are they playing a non Tank team? If yes, then root for them to win.
if no then

3b. Root for them to win in this Order. 1. Lakers 2. Sacramento 3. Cleveland 4. Boston 5. Orlando 6. Philadelphia 7. New York 8. Detroit 9. Charlotte 10. New Orleans 11. Brooklyn 12 Milwaukee (this order is subject to change throughout the year, but 1-2 are less likely to change being in the west, 3-7 more likely to change).

4 If none of the above are satisfied, then root for 1 Memphis 2. Dal 3. Phoenix 4. Denver 5. Houston.

All other games will not have much effect on the Jazz draft picks. This may change if Tor, Atl or Chicago get closer to GS with GS still being in the playoffs. I wouldn't count on it really being a factor though.

Any questions?

I hope that clears up any confusion.
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Well done! I will refer to this often to make sure I don't accidentally ruin everything by rooting for Boston when I should be rooting for Cleveland.
 
When is Kobe due back? I'm tired of this.
 
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