The Random Question Thread

[bigb]

What was the best thing prior to sliced bread?

Unsliced bread. Duh.

 

[YB85]

Why do they tell "scary ghost stories" in the Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"?

 

[PearlWatson]

Why do they tell "scary ghost stories" in the Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"?

Scrooge

 

[LogGrad98]

Unsliced bread. Duh.

Unsliced bread wasn't all that great, had to be something else.

Here is another one:

Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

 

[PearlWatson]

Unsliced bread wasn't all that great, had to be something else.

Here is another one:

Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

Homemade bread is the best, especially with some of your mom's clam chowder.

 

[PearlWatson]

Why am I up so late?

 

[babe]

Why am I up so late?

insomnia, no school tomorrow?

 

[LogGrad98]

Homemade bread is the best, especially with some of your mom's clam chowder.

Recipe on the way. Still trying to pry it out of her.

 

[LogGrad98]

Do cannibals refrain from eating clowns because they taste funny? Do they avoid suspicious people because they taste fishy?

 

[chemdude1232]

The speed of light is given as 299,792,458 meters per second (or 670,616,629 miles per hour).

But what is the speed of dark?

 

[retroevo]

The speed of light is given as 299,792,458 meters per second (or 670,616,629 miles per hour).

But what is the speed of dark?

Chuck Norris.

 

[VINYLONE]

When will this fever break?

Has anyone ever met YB in real life?

 

[TroutBum]

When will this fever break?

Has anyone ever met YB in real life?

I've seen his old *** sitting in the 127, but didn't have the balls to go say hello. What can I say, I'm shy.

Has anyone ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

 

[VINYLONE]

I've seen his old *** sitting in the 127, but didn't have the balls to go say hello. What can I say, I'm shy.

Is it true that he looks like a younger Wilford Brimley...just not as skinny?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

When will this fever break?

Has anyone ever met YB in real life?

Did you gargle and snort warm/hot salt water like I said? Do it 4-5 times a day and you'll feel better in 36 hours.

 

[VINYLONE]

Did you gargle and snort warm/hot salt water like I said? Do it 4-5 times a day and you'll feel better in 36 hours.

Dude, I have the flu...not a spirit inside of me.

 

[TroutBum]

Is it true that he looks like a younger Wilford Brimley...just not as skinny?

Quite possibly my favorite alter-ego:

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Dude, I have the flu...not a spirit inside of me.

Suit yourself dude.

 

[LogGrad98]

Try a neti pot.

https://www.webmd.com/allergies/sinus-pain-pressure-9/neti-pots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7YpxgOnA

 

[moevillini]

Are the Jazz really inconstitant? And do they have the forth best road record? And can anybody tell me why so many thread titles have misspellings?