Recent content by Chucky Smith

This seems a specious argument at best. If I speed I don't intend to crash but it is a very real possibility. If you have sex it is a very real possibility that you'll get pregnant. It doesn't matter whether it is the primary reason or a by-product. It still happens.

You should change your name to "jimmer eat jazz"

This. My guess is that circumcision rates would drop by 90%+ if left until the age of 18 or older.

Sonnet 19 - How Do I Hate Thee How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. I hate thee for your horrendous shot selection My soul withers, I can’t help but feel dejection When I watch you botch the most simple plays. I hate thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet terror, by...

There once was player named Bell That was sent to the Jazz from hell He was brought in for experience But has not made a shot since Despise for him I cannot quell

Nice homage to "So I Married An Axe Murderer".

LOL I had to find a rhyme. That's the best I could do at the time.

So we can send Jimmer back to terminate his own brother effectively negating the contract? Brilliant!!

I THINK that I shall never behold A Jazz team win the gold. A Jazz team whose desire is held at bay By careless chuckers such as CJ. A Jazz team that looks at standings aghast, longing not to be dead last. A Jazz team that may in summer draft A player with the...

Time to break out the terminator.