Suitably Impressed

At first I was bang against making a Facebook, but lately I've had this insatiable desire to message people I don't actually talk to in real life, and pretend we're best friends, so here I am. I get sick of hearing people talk about how friends they have so my Facebook goal will be to have as few friends as possible...that way I can both not conform as well as shield my fragile ego from the torment of being friendless. From what I can gather this is the section to subtly talk yourself up and spout absolute ******** - and who am I to buck a trend?My name's Michael, but most people just refer to me as "The Velvet Sledgehammer" (yeah I'm taking it back Leigh), "Flashblade", 'Thousand Yard Stare", "MJ" (that one is legitimate), "The Ultimate Wingman" "The White Rook", or simply 'Hammertime!'. Can't stress the importance of that exclamation mark enough. That's about it, keep it street...

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