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Big ****ing one here. To turn my iPhone on, I have to hold my iPhone buttons down for like five seconds…the Apple icon appears on my screen…then it only takes like 90 million more ****ing seconds for it to actually turn on so I can use it. It’s 2025 for ****’s sake. This is supposed to be state of the art technology. And yet it takes what feels like an eternity to just turn on. **** off, Apple.
 
Big ****ing one here. To turn my iPhone on, I have to hold my iPhone buttons down for like five seconds…the Apple icon appears on my screen…then it only takes like 90 million more ****ing seconds for it to actually turn on so I can use it. It’s 2025 for ****’s sake. This is supposed to be state of the art technology. And yet it takes what feels like an eternity to just turn on. **** off, Apple.

I have the same issue with the button on my girlfriend.
 
I did a deal with a dude on Monday to cut a huge tree down in my backyard, the tree has been dropping huge branches and needs to go cause it isn't safe. So I made my deal but I've got to pay the guy cash so i went out today to withdraw the cash. So i got home and im doing the washing and my jeans are in the way, so I kick them, with that my wallet falls out and ****ing cash goes everywhere. I suppose i was lucky, there wasn't a stripper in sight.
 
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