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    Jazz Suns trade

    Plus LA. That 2027 pick could be incredible if they avoid winning the lottery. LeBron should be done, AD might be on his last ankles, they have zero assets and a mediocre supporting cast. Going to be a very fun pick watch thread.
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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    I still believe the most absurd (and thus most likely) option is us getting pick #2 and throwing the Harpers the best welcome to Utah party ever.
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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    Narrator: that 30th pick was, indeed, stashed.
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    Jazz Suns trade

    This deserves a nomination for JazzFanz post of the year.
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    Jazz Suns trade

    The PHX pick will have more market value in a trade than those 3 picks bundled together, and one of them has to be used this year, with a roster already half composed of rookie contracts. Unless you’re heavily invested in the record of the SLC Stars, this is a non-issue.
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    Jazz Suns trade

    Yeah, put it this way. We just traded away picks equivalent to the ones we didn’t want from New York in the rumored Mitchell deal for an unprotected long-term first to a team with a new, hands-on owner who thinks he’s smarter than he is. Glen Taylor. Dan Gilbert. And now Mat Ishbia. Ainge...
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    I want the Jazz to lose.

    Causation or correlation? View: https://x.com/cheddar/status/1876993766193590510
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    I’m convinced that no matter where we fall in the lottery, we’re getting Harper with the number two pick. Solely because after all the nonsense around old man Ron, it would be by far the most ridiculous outcome and after the past decade I think we have ample evidence we’re in the most...
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    Game Thread Jan 07, 2025 07:00PM MT: Atlanta Hawks @ Utah Jazz

    I see Sensabaugh is out tonight after coming down with a critical case of tankacitis.
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    Minny & Cavs 2025 picks watch thread

    That Wolves locker room seems bad. Losing a bunch won’t help and each one hurts a bit more. Might get ugly - fingers crossed!
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    My unhealthy love for Brice Sensibaugh…

    Danny about to throw Brice over the rim of Bryce.
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    Must-watch games in a dumpster fire season?

    I’m tuning into the Jazz sporadically at best. Given the season prospects, I imagine that’s the case for many of you. Though respect to those watching every game - you’re the real ones. Hoping we can start compiling a list of games that were awesome to watch. That could include: —Offensive...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    I just need to say that if New Orleans gets the number one pick this year, I’m quitting the NBA. I can’t believe they’re in the position they’re in after scoring both AD and Zion this decade. Just an absolute disaster of a franchise.
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    If that poverty franchise of the New Orleans Hornicans gets the number 1 or 2 pick after Paul, AD, and Zion I’m going to scream.
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    Game Thread Nov 07, 2024 06:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Milwaukee Bucks

    I really appreciate the Iowa farm boy shooting like 90% from 3 lol
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    Game Thread Nov 07, 2024 06:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Milwaukee Bucks

    He's just trying to keep up with the game at this point.
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    Game Thread Nov 07, 2024 06:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Milwaukee Bucks

    Bucks fans are going to revolt if Giannis and Dame lose to the Utah Eighteen-Year-Olds.
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    Likely Rebuild Timeline / Strategy

    I’m under the belief that the Jazz are targeting a 2029-2032 window to be in active championship contention. Tank 24-25 and 25-26. Develop and determine roles in 26-27 while looking at needs. Fill roles and bring in an all star in 27-28. Compete. Make any tweaks in 28-29. Assuming Ainge...
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    2 League leaders on the Jazz after 5 games.

    Exactly. Ainge and Lauri and one-legged Henny probably toasting champagne last night in the owner’s box as Ryan glares and goes back to sketching yetis in his notebook.
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    2 League leaders on the Jazz after 5 games.

    You have emotional regulation issues and should see a therapist weekly.
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