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    An Alleged 1953 UFO Crash and Burial Near Garrison, Utah

    Fox Mulder > Your Mom > Science
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    Jazzfanz Bookclub

    I’m on it.
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    An Alleged 1953 UFO Crash and Burial Near Garrison, Utah

    Good answer, and I agree. However, the difference here is that big pharm has hundreds, if not thousands of “staple” products, that cover a vast multitude of human/animal maladies. The chances of a single pill/vaccine/treatment coming out that would threaten their entire industry is essentially...
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    An Alleged 1953 UFO Crash and Burial Near Garrison, Utah

    Interesting take, especially coming from you. I am simply retelling what was told to me, and I happen to believe the gentleman who told me. This wasn’t some nut job co-worker, or that “one guy” that we all know (Archie Moses) — this guy is well educated, a literal genius, wealthy beyond what I...
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    An Alleged 1953 UFO Crash and Burial Near Garrison, Utah

    That’s pretty funny right there. It’s too bad that the subject is mired in silliness and mediocrity because of that kind of “expert.” Why can’t we just find a super-smart person who is passionate about this particular field, who doesn’t have a freaky-dumbass “I just woke up; aliens” afro, and...
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    An Alleged 1953 UFO Crash and Burial Near Garrison, Utah

    I had a client and very good friend down in the Geezy who worked at Area 51. He was one of those genius dudes that graduated from college before high school - you know the type. Anyway, he and I would talk for hours on end about what he used to do for the gov’t, the technology that he worked on...
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    Calling PKM(Dr Jones) and Troutbum

    Is all of the sex in the middle?
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    Calling PKM(Dr Jones) and Troutbum

    I hope this conversation continues. I love this ****.
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    Calling PKM(Dr Jones) and Troutbum

    The fact that the coins are there is not fishy at all. The ONLY thing fishy to me is the fact that it’s been eight months and they still haven’t taken the 15 minutes to ask a professional coin collector if they are real or fake. Any coin shop in SLC could verify one way or another with little...
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    Playoff get together

    I’m out for tonight. Don’t ask. I like @colton pingpong idea though, and am totally down with that.
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    Jon Stewart on white privilege (cc: unnamed posters... etc.)

    I’ve enjoyed being white my whole life. I wish I could jump higher, run faster, and be better at math, but at least my dong is tiny.
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    Rockets Ain't ****

    He really does drink pee. Seriously.
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    Playoff get together

    Girl, please. There is only one dude at work who can beat me, and he’s like 60 and is the most defensive player I’ve ever seen. Single games take 30-45 minutes because it’s nigh impossible to get anything by him. I beat him the very first time we played and haven’t beat him since (maybe 30...
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    Negative effective tax rate for many companies

    Haha, Alfalfa is super dumb. Carry on.
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    Neighbor dogs barking

    I prefer golden shower.
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    Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery.

    That’s because you’re an over the top, liberal, *** hat.
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    Random no context movie quotes

    There’s enough wool in there to knit a sweater!
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    So Long, Bugs....

    Which is why I consistently fail. I’m just awesome like that.
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    So Long, Bugs....

    Haha, this. While I’ve changed my tune regarding GW over the years (it’s not as dire as I once thought it might be), the fact remains that it’s real, and even if it’s not “dire” right now, it potentially could/will be if nothing is done. I feel like we are making great headway, despite the...
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    Ryan Adams

    Never heard of him nor his music. Seems like a real winner.
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