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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    The only downside to Fleming is that he'll be 21 before the start of his rookie season.
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    Wemby out for the rest of the year with deep vein thrombosis in the right shoulder.
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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    you ok?
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    Utah Jazz have lost 44% of its viewership since a year ago.

    Things need to get worse. I can think of at least one more “fan” I’d like the Jazz to lose.
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    Jazz sign Jaden Springer

    On the very first day this guy puts on a Jazz jersey, he might become the best ball-screen navigator we've had in 3+ years.
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    Jazz sign Jaden Springer

    quick search: 6'3.0” barefoot, 6'4.25” in shoes 8'3.0” standing reach, 202.0 lbs, and 6'7.75” wingspan at the 2021 NBA Draft Combine
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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    We need to find a way of getting Wolf with the MIN pick (which likely means moving up).
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    I love how much you love your boi
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    Keyonte George Hype & Appreciation Thread

    That's an incredibly evidence-free back and forth.
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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    Wouldn't it be crazy if the same thing that ruined Tremendous Upside's home life also ruined jazznik's? Poor lil guys had something happen to them.
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    Dallas trading Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis! Utah involved.

    I generally agree. But if I were running an organization, I'd be particularly interested in managing the most critical phases of recovery periods.
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    Dallas trading Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis! Utah involved.

    Where's the info about a drinking problem coming from?
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Ok, up until now, I've decided to be someone who wasn't going to worry about the tank race, and I've managed to do that. But I'm genuinely worried now, and I hate that my efforts are diverted this way. End tanking, please.
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    Jackpotting Around Podcast: Episode 28 - The People’s Champ Andy Larsen!

    Get Cy to tell the story about that one time when he was out a bar, and a lady was coming onto him, but he ran home and starting posting things about me on JFC. He's never fully apologized for that whole thing, and I think the board deserves it.
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    Dallas trading Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis! Utah involved.

    I think of you as a blind squirrel who finds a nut every now and then. The odds of you finding a nut are obviously increased if we're talking about groins, so this all makes perfect sense.
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    Collier’s Future

    I guess maybe it's time to close the thread because the usual morons have come in here and taken their usual deuces.
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    Dallas trading Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis! Utah involved.

    Anthony Davis is hurt???! Sidelined for longer than one might have expected???! I'm glad jazzfanz had a sleuth who was way out in-front of this surprising development.
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    Dallas trading Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis! Utah involved.

    Have I ever googled about issues with another man's groin?
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    Collier’s Future

    the dude doesn't even slow down by 1% when he's dribbling. It's ****ing awesome. It's one of the main reasons I got so hyped about him so quickly.
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