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  1. honz

    Game 5, 11/5/14: Cleveland Cavs at Utah Jazz, 7 pm

    That's what your mom said.
  2. honz

    Shorter Game, More Commercials

    Ummmm....the current 48 minute game format has 10 mandatory TV timeouts, while the new experimental 44 minute game format would have 8 mandatory TV timeouts. Unless I suck at math I'm pretty sure 8 is less than 10.
  3. honz

    With the Fifth Pick... Dante Exum

    I was excited about the pick but it was embarrassing to **** my pants in front of my coworkers. Mixed emotions right now, but smoking a cig and feeling extremely relaxed.
  4. honz

    Uplifting Stories

    I watched a porno with an enthralling story one time that uplifted my penis.
  5. honz

    Send Lindsey back to Texas

    Lol.
  6. honz

    Happy Mother's Day

    Go to bed.
  7. honz

    2014 NBA Playoffs: 1st Round

    I'll put on a Jazz uniform and stroke it if you want bro. See PMs for pics.
  8. honz

    Best Hamburger

    I'm not good looking at all. Fish just has a creepy crush on me. I will have a shake with you as soon as you stop capitalizing every word in your posts.
  9. honz

    Best Hamburger

    Burger, fries, and a strawberry shake. You're welcome.
  10. honz

    Is Hayward God?

    qft.
  11. honz

    Poker nights?

    Count me in. Friday and Saturday nights work for me.
  12. honz

    #TheReturn

    Meh.
  13. honz

    Is it just me, or does Trey Burke push off a lot?

    I'm tripping balls yo.
  14. honz

    Quitting sucks

    Eh, like I said I started smoking again a couple times and believe me I have my days where I definitely crave them but I haven't bought a pack in years...but if you really wanna quit and make up your mind it's not that hard. I think most people that struggle with it just aren't fully committed...
  15. honz

    Quitting sucks

    Quitting really isn't that hard. You just have to want to do it and really set your mind to it. After 3 or 4 days all of the nicotine is out of your system and the physical addiction is gone...it's all mental from there on out. I've quit 3 times due to being young and stupid and starting again...
  16. honz

    Rank the 5 young guys

    Honzward Honzward Honzward Honzward Honzward
  17. honz

    Game 3 Houston @ home who's going

    I'll be there! Lower bowl bitches!
  18. honz

    Favors got extended

    Pretty fair deal IMO.
  19. honz

    Trey Burke tweets out he's only on the shelf 4 to 6 weeks

    Well he is right handed so you tell me, Dick.
  20. honz

    Hayward - 2 days in a row - no practice

    Arch is a very sensitive guy.
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