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Archie, if I don't see you before you leave...have a great trip up North and I will see you when you get back. Good talk about the good and the evil of the LDS religion last night while we watched the Utes tap dat Cougar ***, just like your brother did this summer. I will try to have the house...

Sorry bro I misunderstood what you said. I don't sit down when I pee dude, but I have had a lot of hot bitches over here lately so honestly some of them may be leaving the seat down.

Dude I told you I have been leaving the seat up since I was a kid. I already told you it is a bad habit and I can't ****ing change overnight, bro. I did fold your laundry that was in the dryer tonight though, so hopefully that makes up for it a little bit buddy. By the way, I probably won't be...

8 to 10 hours of use is moderate usage???

Yeah man, I think I have **** like 3 times this morning and I'm still letting out just completely rancid farts. Oh my lord.

P.S. Those jalapeños from The Pie burn on the way out.

Thanks for recording the game, Archie. Hope you got some sleep and have a great day at work. See you this afternoon buddy.

Oh do you have your dogs at the house tonight?

I think we left the peanut butter on your night stand. Just put that in there. No need to pay extra for it Archie.

Haha yeah sure thing but those protein shakes give you some serious gas. I have my own protein shake recipe if you want it.

Just let me know when you want me to pay rent for October, Archie. I'm ready to get it out of the way.

Hard to answer the question with such a lack of experience, bro.

Soooo my phone is dead...I dropped it in the sink while washing dishes at work and I won't be home til later. Will you record the end of the football game for me?

With the hottie hanging on to you. And I mean that in the most respectful way, PKM...lol.

Even though I sorta tower over PKM, I would never, ever **** with him or his stuff lol. I would bet PKM is a scary mother****er when he gets down to business. I'm glad you got your stuff back PKM, and I hope you enjoyed scaring of the life out of whatever punk stole your stuff.

This. I would wait to see how they handle their larger roles before committing huge money to either of them...unless they are positive they are buying low. The Jazz FO knows way more than any of us except InsideJazzMan.

honztradamus, bitches.

Hahahaha I forgot about fish's wallet magically getting fatter even though he drunkenly left it at a poker game.

I thought you were there last night. People kept saying they saw you but I never could find you.