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    Kessler's extension

    None of those guys were playing for a big money extension and Collins and Clarkson were actually hurt, the Jazz just milked those injuries. Clarkson will probably never get a contract above the minimum again, Keyonte is only a second year guy, and Sexton and Collins were never getting extended...
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    Kessler's extension

    At no point have I suggested that this is a good idea. Just that 1. The Jazz and Kessler have obviously agreed to an extension 2. They probably needed to overpay him a good bit to bribe him into tanking.
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    Kessler's extension

    I'm certain the Jazz have already agreed on an extension with Kessler as there's no way he was willing to sit out those games without an extension. The going rate for a league average center is $25m a year (see, Nic Claxton. Poeltl got $20m a year before the new CBA and probably gets $25m under...
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    Kessler's extension

    5/175 to 5/200, the Jazz will be forced to pay him a premium in exchange for him being willing to tank so blatantly last year.
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Jazz basically locked up being 30th in defense last night. Will look up how many teams have finished last in defense in back to back years post-merger within a couple weeks.
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    Key's Pouting

    I mean, his shooting percentages are low because he's too small and not good enough at handling the ball to get high percentage looks.
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    Key's Pouting

    His jumpshot is fine, he just can't get separation and his physical tools suck which means his shooting or passing have to be elite and they're just OK instead.
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    Key's Pouting

    Ainge and Hardy are just dumb and should have expected players would be extremely unhappy and unmotivated in a season where the team is throwing games. "But they should play hard even just to assure their future in the league" yeah, they should, but they're also 21 years old or younger.
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    The Trump Crash

    One thing that really confuses me is how the Trump admin has continually pushed the "we're getting ripped off by other countries and it has destroyed us!!!!" thing. They're very mad that Vietnam sells a lot of things to the US and Vietnam doesn't buy a lot of US stuff. But that's because...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    lmao mono.
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Assuming we lose every remaining game, the Jazz will have gone 21-92 since last year's trade deadline. Probably will end up having the worst 200 game stretch in NBA history if they tank again next year? ... Would have to compare it to some of the 200 game stretches for the Process 76ers I suppose.
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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    I'm sorry, but I hate watching this guy play basketball. His playstyle sucks and he has the weird combination of incredible body control while looking extremely awkward that is pretty brutal to watch. He's an elite player and will be a top 10 player in the NBA and maybe top 30 all-time, but he's...
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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    Flagg is just not as impressive as many of the other #1 picks to watch because his playstyle is aesthetically horrific and depends a lot on drawing fouls and initiating contact and getting to the basket through brute force moves. But he's one of the best prospects ever even though he's not fun...
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    2024-2025 Tank Race

    Bro, we're tanking and all of the players know they probably won't be on this team in like five years.
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    Game Thread Mar 25, 2025 07:00PM MT: Memphis Grizzlies @ Utah Jazz

    Will Hardy having a ****ing meltdown in the press conference attacking unnamed young players that are almost certainly Keyonte, Brice, and Cody for not playing hard... I mean, I get it, but also, this is the most shameless tank in NBA history. These kids should be playing harder to protect...
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    Cody Williams Hype and Appreciation Thread

    Cody Williams came into the NBA as a massive project and then did the least inspiring thing imaginable for a massive project which is show zero growth whatsoever from college to the NBA and show zero growth during the season. Cody was really bad in college and FIBA and needed to show a lot of...
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    Following Potential 2025 Draftees

    Kasparas' tools are just so mediocre that I'm not sure how he creates good shots in the NBA unless he starts making stepback threes at an absurd rate again. He's really good at flopping but otherwise...? Kasparas is also about as mentally lazy as possible on defense today, lol.
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    Game Thread Mar 23, 2025 01:30PM MT: Cleveland Cavaliers @ Utah Jazz

    0-7 with 1 rebound and 1 block.....
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    Utah Jazz fined 100,000 for violating league participation policy

    It's extremely cool how you can pretend to know things while repeatedly ignoring the only actual move the NBA did to punish tanking (blackballing Hinkie and flattening the lottery odds). Hard to be a conspiracy theorist if you have any knowledge of history I guess.
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    Utah Jazz fined 100,000 for violating league participation policy

    Cool, so, if they did anything, it would just be blackballing Ainge and Hardy from the league as we actually have a historical precedent for this. I really don't know how much the league cares though as the Jazz are completely irrelevant.
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