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Worked for me in highschool with all the hot, shiksa cheerleaders. Oh...wait...

Cowardly and underhandedly, that's how.

Man, you guys sound white AF.

I would add the issue of rookie-scale contracts to this. Due to the nature of the cap and max contracts, not to mention the recent aprons, it's basically impossible to put a team of 10 veteran players together. Because rookie contracts are artificially limited, there's a huge incentive to...

Wouldn't it have been great if Deron Williams just could've ****ing figured out how great he had it in Utah 20 years ago instead of it dawning on his now? I hate this sort of stuff. Like girls you wanted 20 years ago telling you they regret turning you down because you didn't end up being a...

I really don't think the one years Dallas maybe did this would suddenly lead to what would otherwise be 45-50 win teams tanking the last dozen games for a 7% chance at a top pick. Maybe I'm overly naïve here. Also, regardless of whether the lottery is changed or not, I would love to see it...

Oh, no. A sports organization saying "we're here to win!" That means they mean business.

Maybe the Jazz don't need to win a championship for me to get something out of being a fan. Or maybe I'm just crazy.

Man, Zion doesn't move on offense if he doesn't have the ball, and on defense at all.

He is currently 14th all-time in career assists per game at 8.1. He was top 5 in the NBA in assists per game in 7 different seasons. I'm still working on liking Deron again, but man, let's not pretend he wasn't a great playmaker.

Pretty much. If we don't get a surefire HoFer after this load of crap of a season, I hope Ainge gets fired.

Walker's probably slept with more Miss America winners than Jokić, though. Wilt, on the other hand....

I'm not sure who the Blazers were missing exactly, but if the Jazz had even one veteran player suit up tonight, it's a win. Hell, if Kessler alone played, this is probably a blowout.

Yeah, the Rockets and about 20 other teams in the league.

He just turned 20. The most extensive wanking experience anyone has comes between the ages of 12 and 20, does it not?

Because, as many suspected when the Luka trade was made, the Lakers cannot defend.

Kessler would start on a couple of contenders right now.

Well, the plan was likely different to begin with back in 2003. The Jazz were supposed to be the worst team not just in the league but perhaps in NBA history. Of course, some goofy kid from Russia added like 30 wins to the win column almost singlehandedly. The Jazz may well have ended up...

37% shooting against a team without a single player who's a positive on the defensive end.