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Once we figure out who the star we almost got is, can we put their jersey up in the rafters next to the two almost championship banners we got in the late 90s?

He wasn't when the Spurs won their last title, though.

Spurs won a title in 2017?

In the past 40 years, 3 teams have ridden the #1 pick to a championship.

I love 'Murica. Having been born in an actual totalitarian country, I love the fact that the reason Americans need freedom of speech and a properly functioning economy is to yell slurs at trans people and get Baconators.

Oh no! Wouldn't that be ****ing terrible if this franchise that has know nothing but championships the past 45 years had to make due with being a middle-tier playoff team? What in the world would us fans do? I know I'd probably trade all my Jazz gear for a Lakers LeBron jersey(you know he's...

Have you ever had a job where your bosses didn't give a crap but you worked your butt off every day?

Twenty years ago, most of today's players are All-Stars. It's hardly a ringing endorsement.

I think it's worth remembering that the iteration of KO we had the pleasure of watching over the past year and a half is a 10-year NBA veteran. Rookie KO looked nothing like current KO, especially when it came to playmaking. Brice will be alright.

Like, I have no idea what your background is except that you're probably so white it would give me a migraine to look directly at you, but surely, f*cking surely you must've had an ancestor fight in one of the world wars.

Otto Porter Jr. is basically life. The things you wanted the most, you will get once you (and anyone else ) no longer want them. Like a '72 Corvette. Or your school's prom queen.

Sweet! I can finally get a game-worn Jazz jersey that will actually fit me.

I mean, I'd probably try to make sure that the first night wasn't in front of the whole school to begin with. Head cheerleader or not.

I tried that, but then found that it's even better when I turn off the screen, as well.

Breathe. In....then out. In....then out. In...then out.

At least Steak N' Eggs is no longer pretending he's not just a massive Trump dickrider. That's something.

I'm sure that's exactly what he's thinking. This is somewhere along the lines of being 16 and thinking "Do I really wanna date the head cheerleader and the hottest girl in school? I mean, I'm a little inexperienced and immature and may not be quite what she's looking for. I don't even have...

This is how morality usually works. I'm all for it until it affects me directly. Then I look at for number one. ;)

Haha. Fultz's gather step is like my broad jump.

One now and one in about 4 months.