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  1. Noomskull

    Donovan out vs Memphis

    I was on a flight leaving Detroit and the landing gear wouldn’t retract. We circled the city at low altitude for over an hour before we were light enough to attempt a landing. As we approached the runway we could see dozens of support vehicles (fire trucks, ambulances and police cars) lined up...
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    "Jazz are NOT the team to beat in the West" Doc Rivers

    I think he’s up for a Pulitzer as well.
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    Nba don't want the Jazz to win the title.

    Then why even watch the games, Marty?
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    Game Thread Mar 24, 2021 08:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Nets

    are they really complaining about how many threes we make? gtfo ESPN.
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    Game Thread Mar 19, 2021 06:00PM MT: Jazz at Raptors

    This Game Thread is almost as enjoyable as the quotes.
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    Game Thread Mar 18, 2021 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Wizards

    16-28 from the FT line. Unacceptable from a professional basketball team.
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    Game Thread Mar 18, 2021 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Wizards

    I’m just glad I didn’t have to stay up until midnight to watch this beating. On to the next one but good god we need to get Bogey back. He’s been lost at sea lately.
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    Game Thread Mar 18, 2021 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Wizards

    Niang is as swift and agile as a gazelle... ...who’s stuck in tar
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    Quotes from Celtics' forums-"the same as it was in the 90s, except now every player is both John Stockton AND Karl Malone "

    Calling for Rudy to rename himself “Balls Thunderdong” made me chuckle.
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    Game Thread Mar 16, 2021 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Celtics

    To only be down by 2 is amazing. Let’s right this ship before the cake gets too soggy.
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    Game Thread Mar 16, 2021 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Celtics

    Hmmm, this is concerning. We look incredibly flat and completely different since that Philly loss.
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    Game Thread Mar 16, 2021 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Celtics

    This team passes on too many open layups.
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    Game Thread Mar 03, 2021 5:00PM MT: Jazz at 76ers

    The NBA is so rigged.
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    The Jazz need to get PJ Tucker

    The same Tucker who threw shade at Rudy for showing emotion after being an all-star snub? I’d rather not cloud our chemistry with a heartless rockette.
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    Dante Exum to the Rockets

    Apparently James Harden was wearing a fat suit in Houston? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Jazz trade for the 50th pick and select Jarrell Brantley

    Has the feel of a Millsap 2.0
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    Official 'What car(s) do you drive?' Thread

    ‘77 Chevette. Not pictured is the hole in my floorboard which allows me to get a running start a la Fred Flintstone.
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    Thurl Bailey Appreciation Thread

    Having listened to some of the other commentators from around the league I’m very grateful for our guys. You all need to relax and stop complaining over every little thing about this team.
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    Jazz 76ers Game THREAD

    Rough end to the half. We need to figure some things out quick.
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