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    gofundme.com: should we start a page for 'rhea Rod so he can afford a nutritionist?

    I will donate $5 for a new pair of socks he soiled.
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    New Jazz Beat Writer For The Deseret News

    I was thinking it was too close to Longfellow
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    Utah Jazz expressing interest in Andrew Bogut

    Lol, I jumped off my soapbox
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    Utah Jazz expressing interest in Andrew Bogut

    Give me a break. He wasn't insulting your service. Many of us are combat vets. Making threats is classless.
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    Cleveland Cavaliers (28-8) @ Utah Jazz (23-16) - 7 PM MT

    "Observation #6. Gobert is Hellalong" ???? You are being impolite and starring to close to his shorts. It would be okay if The block goblin gave you permission but I doubt you asked him if you could.
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    Favors Looking Thin

    Is that why Favors is standing apart from him?
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    NBA 2K18 All-Time Jazz Team

    No Blue Edwards, Big Dog or Thurl? Big T has to be on there just because of his Christmas album.
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    Gordon on moving to Celtics

    Goward
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    Kevin Love..

    Could you imagine the babies Jimboy Jimmer Fabtastic and Loverboy could produce? Can't wait until medical science can make it happen. Ooooh. Better yet.... a JimboLoveHaygum baby!
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    Gordon on moving to Celtics

    I am sure Gordo will leave more than a shadow over the statutes at the Boston Globe. Shaughnessy and Ryan's skills won't hold water next to Monson's revolutionary gut flora used to disperse devastating microscopic fart minions into the atmosphere. There is a reason Salt Lake Valley smells like...
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    Gordon on moving to Celtics

    Wow! Monson is now the beat writer for the Celtics? I am glad you warned me. No way I go to Boston now knowing his flatutardo gas eruptions will now be fueled by mountains of corned beef and cabbage. Enjoy the crop dusting chowder heads!
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    Your off-season grades for D.L. and the Jazz (Poll)

    DL couldn't have anticipated Lyles attitude completely digressing to a whiny child not being able to play super mario brothers. Lyles didn't put the work in to get better. Look at his software engineer physique. Going with Rubio made the Jazz younger and allows their core to develop and...
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    Haywood just officially signed with the Celtics

    He didn't call in... it was a stunt double. I just watched it. Looks like ainge was hiding under the table with his cell phone disguising his voice. The Celtics could have invested into a Howdy Doody ventriloquist doll.
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    So... what was the backup plan?

    Thankfully, the backup plan wasn't signing Hardaway Jr to 4/71.
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    Mack to the Magic

    Magic Mack http://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/246818/Shelvin-Mack-Agrees-To-Two-Year-$12M-Deal-With-Magic
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    Mark Bartlestein (Hayward's agent) to be on 97.5/1280 The Zone in 15 minutes

    The time wasn't right because his mouth was full. Good luck Glory Hole.
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    Mark Bartlestein (Hayward's agent) to be on 97.5/1280 The Zone in 15 minutes

    What pissed me off was when he talked about how the time to call Mrs. Miller and DL hadn't been right yet.... GH had to get his workout in and a massage before he could make a 2 minute phone call. I also like how he talked about the "unfair" criticism GH was receiving from the market when he...
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    Avery Bradley traded to Detroit -- a warning for Jordan Heywood

    ... I wonder how the Celtics locker room will feel about losing Bradley. Crowder is already pissed. How many other Celtics players will be resentful of the GH signing? Rivers took heat for signing his son. Will Stevens take heat for signing his little brother?
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    Gordon Monson my new favorite Journalist

    Just don't stand behind him. I've been near him twice at the airport and he crop dusted me with a foul bowel demon both times. Once was in line, the other on a cramped luggage bus. My nose hairs were singed and you could tell by the smirk on his face it was his disgusting colon. Fool me once...
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    What Galls Me

    Now that we know a little more about GH's character, why would he help orchestrate a sign and trade to help the Jazz? He needed Boston to keep their assets to help fill out a roster after he takes a large % of their cap? A lot of lottery picks, Tatum and Brown, help ensure he'll get the...
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