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The doctor put me on medicine. You would have never guessed I had them by looking at me. Once a month I would get IBS but I always thought it was something I ate. The doctor was surprised when they sent the stool in to be tested. Just like the TV show monsters inside me.

I have been fighting depression, anxiety, insomnia, and lethargy for over 4 years. I've been on every medication and nothing has worked. For no reason I would get moments of anger and would isolate. My wife told me it was man's pms. I was at the breaking point trying to figure out what was...

Is that it? I guess I'll quit introducing myself to women with a hug and a fart. Probably repulses them ;)

Caption "I smelled the Christ's Perfect rip roaring gas" Yes I have grounded my house in fear of lightning bolts. May save me here, but I'm positive I'll be a roast over some sub-demons brunch.

My posts were far too juvenile to assume they come from deep caverns of hate against the church. I had no purpose of posting other than too invoke a sense of light humor to alleviate our own internal pressures that causes many of us to squirm when we read or hear that all men have bodily...

Everytime my dad used to hold me down and fart on my face he said, "that's just me showing you the love"

Which translation are you reading? I have read a version where this was interpreted differently. I have been taught that His tummy was sour due to a turkey burger, a bag of cabbage, and some pickled eggs he bought from a vendor. I bet that flatulants was ripe to get everyone to scatter...

My guts are all twisted inside because.... There is no judicial precedence for my issue. As a bald, fat, hermaphrodite with 15 children, who would get custody and be responsible for my children if I were to divorce my wife? Now that gay marriage isn't an issue, it should be clearer. My issue...

I bet the paint brushes Davinci used were widdled from the bloodline of these them there trees. I also bet that when you join the Illuminati you get a set of pencils made from them too. Imagine the founding fathers of the U.S. and their set of matching pencils and pens! Were George...

Rumor has it, that there are forests of Cedar and mustard trees in Israel where His defecate fertilized the soil.

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't put this in there... But being human I bet He crop dusted a few of the masses. Some surely took offense to that. I wonder if He got a good chuckle about it. I'm picturing many Larry the cable guy moments. Additionally, I bet people had issues with being downwind...

Invest your gold and silver in The Creamery stock. Energy Solutions is bringin back provo's favorite licky cone. Mud flap Jimmer. Who needs booker when Jimmer starts raining scoops in the basket. Put the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again. Jazzfanz from everywhere get in line...

Watch out NBA. Gobaby is gunna b out of his diapers soon. Balla's goin be cryin when they get a case of whoop rash from em. Would it be fair to the NBA when he wins the MIP for the next 8 years in a row?

Still no advice...

Or this?

I must be the thread killer on this forum... I need your advice. Does this work for you?

Hairy or clean shaven?

That ain't no #rallychurro... That's the PC. Try to take a bite of him and you will leave with a nasty taste in your mouth.

PC streaked down the hole and left his mark on the rim! Flush it down again Gordo!

I heard Locke say last night... "That's like frosting on a cupcake". Was he really talking about the Porcelain Cobra? Could have said, "that's a number 2 for the PC, he just dropped a double decker and walked away on DWill!"