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franklin

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The Two Minute Bandit or Alec TreyBurks. J/K The suggestion box is open. We only have one shot at this, so don't mess it up with some Wet Bandit jackpotting around.


Here's my submission:

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The name is Burks, Alec Burks.

So unoriginal yet so smooth. He'll shoot your £¥£ out & will shake a pillow fort up around your chick, not between.
 
He reminds me of that one dude from the pistons, was it the Microwave?? Maybe we can work from that.
 
I`ll go with the "Starkiller". Cause if you don`t give him the minutes he needs he`ll challenge to his coach and mentor without a second though. Be aware of the danger Corbin, unleash the force before it`s too late!

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To take something from teenage girls and apply it to jazzfanz:

OnFireBurks

Do you ever feel like 12th man on the bench,
Sitting on the end,
Wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, mentally so paper thin
Like a jazzfanz poster,
One word from caving in?

Do you ever feel the bench is buried deep?
6 thousand fans scream but coach don’t hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a minute or two

You just gotta ignite the light, and let them fly
Just own the night, like CJ with a green light

'Cause baby you're OnFireBurks
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot and dunk and fly-y-y

Burks hey, you're On Fire Burks
Come on, let make your haters curse
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, awe"

You don't have to feel like a wasted pick
You're original, cannot be a prick
If you only knew what the season holds
After rough road trips comes a double rainbow

Maybe coach will read, all the jazzfanz posts
It could change his mind, he could give you the go
Like a lightning bolt, your shooting stroke will flow
And when it's time, you'll know

You just gotta ignite the light, and let it fly
Just own the night like Jordan with the flu that night

'Cause baby you're OnFireBurks
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot , steal, block, dunk and fly-y-y

Baby, you're onfireburks
Come on, let your EFF48M burst
Make fantasy owners go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, awe"

Boom, boom, boom
More highlights than the po O go
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough

'Cause baby you're onfireburks
Come on, show Corbin what you're worth
Make him go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
As you shoot and block and di-ii-ive

Baby, you're OnFireBurks
Come on, let your franklin burst
Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, wut?"
You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, wut?"

Boom, boom, boom
Can you say the MIP, MIP, MIP
Boom, boom, boom
Even maybe the 6MOTY Y Year
 
The Two Minute Bandit or Alec TreyBurks. J/K The suggestion box is open. We only have one shot at this, so don't mess it up with some Wet Bandit jackpotting around.


Here's my submission:

burksbond.jpg


The name is Burks, Alec Burks.

So unoriginal yet so smooth. He'll shoot your £¥£ out & will shake a pillow fort up around your chick, not between.


£¥€ am going to go with Alec Burps
 
I think we can do better than the Two minute Man. But FWIW:

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Alec "Buffalo" Burks — Obviously because that's who he played for in college (Colorado) and it also happens to be the last team he'll get a chance to play for.
 
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