Another Bazz Thread

[Litany]

https://www.nba.com/jazz/video/2013/06/17/muhammad61713mp4-2512051

Draft this man!!!!

Honestly, if he is actually attainable through trade up we better make this happen.

We need a scorer with upside like him.

I sure hope this is the plan.

That is all.

 

[franklin]

I like Bazz.

Utah Lake Bazz:

Not as good as less competition bazz

But Utah Lake is Bazz unlimited. I want Bazz Unlimited.

Good day.

 

[spycam1]

My draft day dream is that we don't even have to trade up to land Bazz.

 

[Tony]

That's a good lookin Bazz.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I love small mouths. They tight.

 

[fgcamel]

he mentioned having al jefferson as a positive...

... how is he not despised by this entire board?

 

[The Midnight]

I love small mouths. They tight.

I thought may be we could go 1 day without having a sex related jokes, but I guess I was wrong....... wayyyyyy wrong.........

 

[The Midnight]

he mentioned having al jefferson as a positive...

... how is he not despised by this entire board?

Did he? When?

 

[David Stern]

he mentioned having al jefferson as a positive...

... how is he not despised by this entire board?

That son of a bitch.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I thought may be we could go 1 day without having a sex related jokes, but I guess I was wrong....... wayyyyyy wrong.........

What can I say.. this board is a dog's breakfast.

 

[The Midnight]

What can I say.. this board is a dog's breakfast.

Now you've got it.

 

[scootsy]

Didn't he show up to his official jazz workout wearing a walking boot? Isn't that a clear sign of his feelings toward the jazz?

 

[The Midnight]

Didn't he show up to his official jazz workout wearing a walking boot? Isn't that a clear sign of his feelings toward the jazz?

He was injured.. he did the same with the Kings for his 2nd workout there.

 

[BENTLEY]

Maybe it's all the smokescreens have me spooked but I gotta say I am a little nervous about Bazz. I've only seen clips - not a whole game - but those clips leave me wondering what's so impressive. Howland's system may be the problem - I fully admit I know very little - but yeah, based on what I've seen I think I understand why teams are letting him slide. If they are letting him slide.

I'm not as excited about him as many of you are. But I dunno anything.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

I thought may be we could go 1 day without having a sex related jokes, but I guess I was wrong....... wayyyyyy wrong.........

thanks mr nickkk I hadn't read that as sexual. now you ruined it for me.

 

[The Midnight]

thanks mr nickkk I hadn't read that as sexual. now you ruined it for me.

How is 'small mouths are tight' not sexual??? How are they ever used together???

 

[Dr. Jones]

How is 'small mouths are tight' not sexual??? How are they ever used together???

Well.. if you were both;

a) a fisherman
and
b) hip

you would know that small mouths are one of the most fun fresh water fishes to catch.. fight harder, pound-for-pound, than their larger mouthed counterparts.
you would also know that the word 'tight' means cool, rad, or stupendous.

Therefore .. small mouths are tight...... you get it now????

 

[The Midnight]

Well.. if you were both;

a) a fisherman
and
b) hip

you would know that small mouths are one of the most fun fresh water fishes to catch.. fight harder, pound-for-pound, than their larger mouthed counterparts.
you would also know that the word 'tight' means cool, rad, or stupendous.

Therefore .. small mouths are tight...... you get it now????

So that's what you meant? Are you sure?

 

[Dr. Jones]

So that's what you meant? Are you sure?

I have to hand it to you.. the perverted version never even crossed my mind when I typed it out the first time.. you have a pretty keen vision of the abstract.. and perverted, obvi.

 

[The Midnight]

I have to hand it to you.. the perverted version never even crossed my mind when I typed it out the first time.. you have a pretty keen vision of the abstract.. and perverted, obvi.

Nice try but I'm not buying it. I'm buying it from Jako. But not from you.