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Archie Moses and I went on a date.

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Seriously.

I picked him up at 3:00 am (should've been 2:30, but I'm a flake, what can I say?) and we hit the road to Flaming Gorge to slaughter anything with gills. The drive was uneventful other than the "lesson" I got from Archibald on Ancient Aliens and his latest hangover. We got to the launch site at 7ish and it was 36 degrees. Colder than a witches nipple in a tin bra, sho. The lake was calm and beautiful though, so it was all good.

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I thought it was interesting that Archie has a lot of the same addict traits that I have, such as grabbing your rod first thing out of the car and fishing near the docks before you get your "real gear" out and set up. We both fished the docks for 15 minutes or so before getting set up. My first victim of the day came from a Blue Fox, silver, size 0:

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Archibald was a hell of a lot quicker than me at getting his gear ready to roll and he was in the water fishing before I even had my tube set up. I approve.

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The best part was that 15 minutes after he left me on shore, I heard him holler my name in terror and I watched him flopping around like his *** was on fire. It turns out, his air bladder came uncorked at the air intake and he started to sink in the middle of the lake. I wish I had been there with my camera, because it was hilarious. He actually saved the day by luckily having his blow up tube on hand and was able to cork the hole and get air back in before he sank to the bottom.

The idea for the day was to target Kokanee salmon on the fly, but as was pointed out to me by just about everyone that has ever fished the Gorge for Kokes, it would be nigh impossible to get them this time of year due to the fact that they are deep, and getting a fly presented correctly on a fly rod, from a float tube, is unlikely at best. Sad to say, they were right -- at least as far as I was concerned. Happy to say that Archibald proved them wrong, though, and in a big way:

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All was not lost for me (or McKell) as the Rainbows and Smallmouth were more than happy to thump a fly, and they did so all day long:

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Even got into a nice hatch of some sort of black bug that was making the trout go wild on top. Put a dozen Rainbows on my bed post throwing a big grey caddis, including this little fighter:

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I also found it odd that The Thriller had been to that same stretch of lake that we were at, as was evidenced by several of the small mouths. It seems that the fish lived up to their names, so he made due elsewhere:

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All in all, a great day on the water and we couldn't have asked for better weather, company, or compliant fish. The highlight of the trip, however, came when I realized I had to turn down Perry Winkle to get to his house, which is on "Sweet Pea Dive". So cute... you little homo, you.

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To top it off, MLM found like fifty bucks in the weeds while he was trying to find a place to take a nap.

Lot's of fun was had... Who wants to go next? I've got all the gear you need, so let's go slaughter some fishies man@
 
That's good stuff.

Curious about some of the 'out there' conversations ... I could likely add to the mystique. (Trout: 'Mystique' is mystique and cannot be substituted for any other word .. norcould any other word in this sentence .. nor could the post, as a whole, be changed in anyway .. nor could ANY word be changed whatsoever .. and any attempt in doing so is nothing more than reaching .. and reaching is not a metaphor.)
 
Huh. Only fishing I have ever done is just some icefishing when I was like 9 years old. My pops was never too outdoors-savvy. Looks like a lot of fun, honestly.
 
OK, very nice lake and view, idyllic place etc but...

What the hell do you want from the poor fishes? I never understand the hunting. Birds, deers, gazelles, fishes etc are poor livings, what have they done to you?

Man, you're already the superior livings. Especially you two, Trout and Moses, one is fat the other is very tall, how can you satisfy your manhood against these little fishes? If you're man enough come here and try to hunt me!
 
Every time you post something like this I think to myself "why the hell don't I fish anymore? I'm going to start again." And then I never do.
 
OK, very nice lake and view, idyllic place etc but...

What the hell do you want from the poor fishes? I never understand the hunting. Birds, deers, gazelles, fishes etc are poor livings, what have they done to you?

Man, you're already the superior livings. Especially you two, Trout and Moses, one is fat the other is very tall, how can you satisfy your manhood against these little fishes? If you're man enough come here and try to hunt me!

I don't know what they do with the fish, but um, fish are food. When I catch fish I usually make them for dinner.
 
OK, very nice lake and view, idyllic place etc but...

What the hell do you want from the poor fishes? I never understand the hunting. Birds, deers, gazelles, fishes etc are poor livings, what have they done to you?

Man, you're already the superior livings. Especially you two, Trout and Moses, one is fat the other is very tall, how can you satisfy your manhood against these little fishes? If you're man enough come here and try to hunt me!

I'm going to assume that you've never gone hunting before, Enes. If you ever ind yourself in north 'Mericuh, a hunting/fishing trip to the Rockies is highly recommended. The actual hunting part is probably only 20% of the experience.
 
Looks like a rainbow to me. How did you determine it was a Koke? I can never tell differences so I throw them all back to be safe.
 
I don't know what they do with the fish, but um, fish are food. When I catch fish I usually make them for dinner.

I'm going to assume that you've never gone hunting before, Enes. If you ever ind yourself in north 'Mericuh, a hunting/fishing trip to the Rockies is highly recommended. The actual hunting part is probably only 20% of the experience.

Just messing with them, I spent my childhood near a big big lake where the fishing is a daily routine, so fishing is just boring to me, plus I don't like fish, the food, so my mercy is for them, did you know any kind of fish have also character like most of the other animals and livings? I have close friends from faculty of Fisheries in the college, I spend a lot of time in their faculty around their fish tanks and very big aquariums, some of the more intelligent fish even know me when I go there. And my friend knows their different personalities. I think it's amazing.

But on the other hand, I do hate some of the hunting kinds, especially the ones which they do for "sport".
 
But on the other hand, I do hate some of the hunting kinds, especially the ones which they do for "sport".

I hunt big game for sport. It's necessary here and much more humane than winter starvation kills or getting eaten alive by a cougar.

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This is the small buck I took last year on the general draw muzzle loader hunt. I put a .50 caliber slug in his *** and another in his heart. I normally wouldn't shoot such a small buck but this one had some cool character on one of the right tines that I wanted to get a closer look at.
 
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@franklin, Then I hate you big time. It's necessary to reduce human population you know, so I will hunt you for sport some time, it's better than getting killed by the most killer living(human) on the planet some day.

I will go to Canada for my education in a few years, so wait for me...
 
I don't get the appeal of hunting, but fishing is pretty relaxing. I guess some people can get pretty into it and take it too seriously, but just fishing on a boat or a dock is always a nice way to chill.
 
I don't get the appeal of hunting, but fishing is pretty relaxing. I guess some people can get pretty into it and take it too seriously, but just fishing on a boat or a dock is always a nice way to chill.

Some men have man instincts and some don't...
 
OK, very nice lake and view, idyllic place etc but...

What the hell do you want from the poor fishes? I never understand the hunting. Birds, deers, gazelles, fishes etc are poor livings, what have they done to you?

Man, you're already the superior livings. Especially you two, Trout and Moses, one is fat the other is very tall, how can you satisfy your manhood against these little fishes? If you're man enough come here and try to hunt me!

Just messing with them, I spent my childhood near a big big lake where the fishing is a daily routine, so fishing is just boring to me, plus I don't like fish, the food, so my mercy is for them, did you know any kind of fish have also character like most of the other animals and livings? I have close friends from faculty of Fisheries in the college, I spend a lot of time in their faculty around their fish tanks and very big aquariums, some of the more intelligent fish even know me when I go there. And my friend knows their different personalities. I think it's amazing.

But on the other hand, I do hate some of the hunting kinds, especially the ones which they do for "sport".

@franklin, Then I hate you big time. It's necessary to reduce human population you know, so I will hunt you for sport some time, it's better than getting killed by the most killer living(human) on the planet some day.

I will go to Canada for my education in a few years, so wait for me...

Your string is hanging out.
 
I will go to Canada for my education in a few years, so wait for me...

13 years of Canadian education (in Alberta, mind you) has done nothing but taught me about the great things about hunting, and how crucial it is to get out and become one with the wilderness. You're in for a surprise :)

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^ watch out for those guys.
 
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