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Can the Alec Burks experiment please end?

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I've been saying it for three years now. He is C.J. Miles, version 2.0, and that is being generous.

Want to lose the game? Make sure number 10 is on the floor. Want to make the opposing guard look amazing? Make sure number 10 is guarding him. Want to see a whole bunch of ill-advised, quick, low percentage shots? Make sure that number 10 has the ball in his hands. Want to see un-assists? You know the drill. Ya, I said un-assists.

I wouldn't stuff Alec Burks up my *** if I had room for a Volkswagon, and neither should you.
 
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I'll give the experiment a year. Thought he was overall good today.














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Catchall said:
Dude, Burks played well and Harden shot 6/18.
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He played good D but got saved by Favors a few times and the Jazz loaded the paints when he was able to penetrate vs Burks. Good defense, but if you just look at his fg% it doesn't tell the entire story.
 
E.J. Wells said:
I've been saying it for three years now. He is C.J. Miles, version 2.0, and that is being generous.

Want to lose the game? Make sure number 10 is on the floor. Want to make the opposing guard look amazing? Make sure number 10 is guarding him. Want to see a whole bunch of ill-advised, quick, low percentage shots? Make sure that number 10 has the ball in his hands. Want to see un-assists? You know the drill. Ya, I said un-assists.

I wouldn't stuff Alec Burks up my *** if I had room for a Volkswagon, and neither should you.
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That unnecessary declaration makes me think that you have a crush. I can't blame ya he's got a fantastic smile. We won't judge you. Don't hate yourself ok.
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Cy said:
He played good D but got saved by Favors a few times and the Jazz loaded the paints when he was able to penetrate vs Burks. Good defense, but if you just look at his fg% it doesn't tell the entire story.
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Most of all I liked his effort, but he still allowed penetration. He gives that much effort against other teams and the results should be better.
 
Catchall said:
Troll better.
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You know why I don't post here very often? Because Jazz fans are homers, and truth is a bitch.

Bawse Dawg said:
This thread is just a joke right? I hope.
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No, but killing yourself is a great one. Yay for suicide jokes!

Cy said:
He played good D but got saved by Favors a few times and the Jazz loaded the paints when he was able to penetrate vs Burks. Good defense, but if you just look at his fg% it doesn't tell the entire story.
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At least one person in this thread watched the game. He's going into his third year of professional basketball, yet he still sticks his arms out, when his opponent is facing him behind the three point line, and allows him to initiate contact for three free throws. Stupidity.

We go on an 11-2 run, are within striking range, all while number 10 is on the bench. The instant he comes in, well, we lose.

Just watch him next game. Watch how often he looks to pass the ball versus how many ******** shots he chucks up.

I put very little weight into +/- stats, but his -14 led the team. If you watched the game, you knew it before I mentioned it.
 
Catchall said:
Harden is probably the toughest SG to stay in front of. That's a tough assignment for anyone.
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It's the NBA. They're all going to be good. How many more years of excuses will we need to go through? Get rid of him now. Trust me.
 
E.J. Wells said:
At least one person in this thread watched the game. He's going into his third year of professional basketball, yet he still sticks his arms out, when his opponent is facing him behind the three point line, and allows him to initiate contact for three free throws. Stupidity.

We go on an 11-2 run, are within striking range, all while number 10 is on the bench. The instant he comes in, well, we lose.

Just watch him next game. Watch how often he looks to pass the ball versus how many ******** shots he chucks up.

I put very little weight into +/- stats, but his -14 led the team. If you watched the game, you knew it before I mentioned it.
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Dang, now that you wrote out this articulate argument, I think I might have to agree with you. Why was I so stupid? My mind has been blown.
 
Can't believe anyone doesn't like Burks. Kid has gotten such a raw deal since getting here. So pumped to watch him get real minutes all year. I'll leave you to wallow.
 
Obvious attempt to defer inevitable Hayward hate in other direction is obvious. A for effort, but if all he costs us is 4 mill per year(not happening), I will gladly help you shove him up your ***, regardless of whether there is room or not. We can use butter.

E.J. Wells said:
You know why I don't post here very often? Because Jazz fans are homers, and truth is a bitch.
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Are you sure that's why? I just always assumed it was because you spent all your time building up your many, many alts. ;)
 
Doublea said:
Dang, now that you wrote out this articulate argument, I think I might have to agree with you. Why was I so stupid? My mind has been blown.
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Don't be fatuous. I could show you the world, sparkling shimmering, splendor, and you'd still refuse to pull your head out of Uranus. Feel free to bump this thread when ever you feel the need to mock my foolishness; I guarantee it won't be as often as you'd like.
 
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