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Cralos Bozzer is teh besssss

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For you, Sloanjoke.

https://articles.chicagotribune.com...s-20110421_1_bulls-subs-boozer-pacers-big-men

Is Carlos Boozer so weak that he can’t come up with a good game after a bad start?

In the first half of Game 3 of the Bulls’ playoff series against the Pacers, Boozer managed only two points, same as the number of fouls he committed.

And then he got worse, missing six shots in the third quarter, one of them a dunk. A dunk, do you hear me?

After contributing 17 points a game before, Boozer was lost early in Game 3. And he stayed lost. No rhythm, no touch, no nothing.

He ended up with four points and four fouls. Yeah, the Bulls won, but $80 million must go a lot farther if the Bulls are going a lot farther.
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Lol. I bet most Chicago fans would happily take Big Al over Boozer right now too:

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1107229

Lol.

Some people are wondering if Carlos has a lack of motivation, whether it's because he's going up against length (to which others quickly point out that he was getting swatted by smaller guys during the last part of the season), and then they bemoan his remaining 4 years at $60 mil.

ALL BOW DOWN TO BOOZER AND SLOANFAIL!!!
 
This one stood out to me:

Re: Boozer does not compete
by ManualRam on Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:34 pm

boozer's pretty much a turd. he's not even that effective on offense because of his slow *** feet.
even if he gets out on hansbrough, he'll still get beat off the dribble because of his aforementioned slow *** feet.
more taj please. at least he doesnt just stare at the offensive player.
boozer's not just lazy, he's incapable.
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Funny they have 30 pages in this one thread and it is mentioned again and again how many threads they have had regarding Boozer's inability/unwillingness to play D.
 
This is good too. Backs up the assertion by many of us here who we really missed this season:

Re: Boozer does not compete
by bullsnewdynasty on Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:39 pm

And we were some Rose and Korver heroics away from the entire forum raking Boozer over the coals for his performance in this game. I don't think you can just ignore the way he played just because we won the game.
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It will get a lot uglier if Orlando advances assuming they'll stick Howard on Booze and Bass on Noah. For that matter, I doubt Booze will do well against Smith either. But Booze is a great outside shooter which can be the equalizer if he's on.
 
if any of you are watching the Bulls games, you're most likely watching the national telecast, not the one with the local (regularly Neil Funk and Stacey King, with Scottie Pippen joining them for these playoff games) Bulls announcers - - but they're not holding their breath in raking booze over the coals for his sluggish play and generally lousy defense.
 
Lol, Boozer taking a three with 5 seconds left and a timeout remaining. Bwahahahaha!!!! All bow to Jimmerfan, er, I mean Sloanfail!!!
 
Who can stop sloanfailed??????????????

Submit to sloanfailed!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
I knew he wouldnt be that good for them. While Rose may be the best PG in the league, he is not in the same league as Dwill when it comes to pick 'n roll play that Boozer really excels at. They basically gave Boozer a max deal to help them dominate the boards (which they have) and someone who can yell a lot.
 
Oof.

Boozer is showing why Clownfail loves him so much. Oh wait, we still dont know why.
 
Same thing the Jazz went through w/ playoff Boozer... minus a series or 2 against Yao.

On a side note, where the hell was Korver when WE needed a huge playoff 3 (or 5)?
 
I've always hated the sports talk radio in Chicago...and this is a perfect example why.

When they signed carlos you repeatedly heard 'lunch-pale, hard working, great defender, beast' from the windbags. Now they're all crying about the same stuff we did. No heart, no defense, wilts under pressure, etc... This morning callers and hosts were complaining about how Boozer yells all game (and 1, grab it, etc) along with his piss poor performances in all four games thus far.

It is a personally joyous time for me being amongst all my Bulls fans. Whether it's text messages saying 'you were right' or hearing my friends yell obscenities at him on the TV at the bar, they are both equally satisfying.

Carlos Boozer was, and always will be, fool's gold. Deceiving stats for such a weak competitor. I was anticipating him beasting the lowly Pacers then wilting against tougher competition as usual, but this is remarkable. Hansbrough is just outworking him in every facet and he's been exposed early. I'm not surprised Sloanfeld has been a no-show in this thread. Carlos and his similarities are striking - acne included.
 
chitownjazz said:
I'm not surprised Sloanfeld has been a no-show in this thread.
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Yeah, why is that? Sloanfeld, you have until 5/7 to respond; otherwise, we will just accept that you know that Boozer is an overrated player who pussifies when he goes up against bigger players. You're on the clock.
 
YB85 said:
Yeah, why is that? Sloanfeld, you have until 5/7 to respond; otherwise, we will just accept that you know that Boozer is an overrated player who pussifies when he goes up against bigger players. You're on the clock.
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I'm fairly sure this constitutes trolling. Reported.
 
YB85 said:
It's reverse trolling, you jerk.
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https://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/b...t=Aise1AxPK3JSOb7yESjiXXW8vLYF?urn=nba-wp1989

Scottie Pippen, who actually works for the Chicago Bulls these days, has taken to criticizing oft-maligned Bulls forward Carlos Boozer(notes) for his play during Chicago's opening-round series against Indiana. And that's the proper thing to do, right?
If Chicago Bulls fans were leery about the signing of scoring forward Carlos Boozer heading into the playoffs, his four-game turn in the 2011 postseason has likely sent those dubious fans over the edge. Not only is the team's highest-paid player shooting just 37.5 percent against the Pacers thus far, but he's turning the ball over 3.5 times per game. These offensive marks go hand-in-hand with his typically terrible defense, which was at least then passable enough during the regular season as Boozer chalked up 17.5-point and 9.6-rebound averages in just 32 minutes of play.
Worse? Boozer was signed to be the type of scorer that finishes plays that weren't drawn up for him in the paint with little muss and/or fuss, and yet Boozer has been terrible finishing around the rim. In short, the guy has been awful, on both ends. And what does Scottie Pippen decide to criticize him on?
Hard, unnecessary, fouls.
Come on, Pip.

''They've all got two legs and two arms,'' the six-time NBA champion said. ''You've got Carlos Boozer out there who's spending fouls and a lot of his fouls are not needed at the time that he's giving them. Those could be hard fouls. Those could be fouls that you knock a [Darren] Collison to the floor, you knock a [Jeff] Foster to the floor.
''Utilize your fouls and make them more valuable for you and your team.''

I … guess?
Listen, for every foul that Boozer racks up, Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau's Grinch-y smile grows a little larger. He's just dying to put in the defensive-minded Taj Gibson(notes) in Boozer's stead (though it should be noted that I appreciated the way that Thibs hung with Boozer in the second half during Game 4, with the Bulls needing offense badly, when he could have been the tough guy and sat him), and Boozer piling up the tough fouls helps him in that regard.
But the real issue with Boozer lies in his offensive play. Everyone has given up on his defense, and rightfully so, because it's not coming around. But for him to miss jump hook after lay-up after runner after jumper? There's your issue. Not needless and un-taken fouls on Jeff freakin' Foster.
That said, Scottie Pippen played through back spasms in a finals-deciding game back in 1998 that saw a team trainer literally punching his lower back to drive the discs and muscles and sinew back where it was nearly supposed to go, so I won't completely dismiss the thoughts of a man who absolutely gave it his all.
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Pippen > Bozzer.

Really.

This article paints a picture that us Jazzfanz know too well. Bozzer as a defensive hack is now being questioned for his disappearing acts. Clownfeld, if he wasn't banned, would be talking some nonsense and slurping Cralos like he always does.
 
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