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Cralos Bozzer is teh besssss

It's interesting that Chicago fans have fully figured out Booze is useless defensively. But that was only a matter of time.

I'm waiting until some Chicago fan finally figures out Booze is 14th in the entire league in Defensive Rebounding Rate, but 90th in Offensive Rebounding Rate. If Booze is ever going to be a better defender, he's going to have to sacrifice a few boards. And Carlos Boozer doesn't sacrifice stats.
 
Sounds like Boozer's already getting old in Chicago. Been called out by Scottie Pippen and now writers are jumping all over him. Yeaaahhh... We sure do miss him... LOL. I love the part in red. Jazzfanz couldn't have described Boozer any better...

https://www.chicagotribune.com/spor...is-bad-and-now-hurt-20110427,0,4133846.column
I was sorry to hear about Carlos Boozer’s injury.

Because I was hoping he had been benched for stinking it up again.

Get a load of this line from Game 5 of the Bulls’ playoff series against Indiana: one basket, five rebounds, four fouls. I became a writer because I thought there was no math involved, but I believe that works out to $80 million per basket.

It’s that kind of stuff for which I was hoping that Boozer’s deserved time on the sidelines was common sense. I was hoping that Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau had grown as sick of Boozer’s act as I had.

Part of the act is that he can put up the kind of line he authored in Game 5, but the more aggravating part of the act is that he appears to be mentally or emotionally unable to rebound from a bad start to finish with a good game. If he doesn’t get off early, it seems, he never gets off. He just gets worse.

The Bulls are supposed to depend on that guy for the next two months? Yeesh.

That’s why I was hoping that Thibodeau had figured it out and decided he didn’t want to see more bad Boozer late in a game he needed to win after seeing all that bad Boozer early. There was Taj Gibson coming off the bench, adding 10 points and grabbing seven rebounds in 30 minutes, and looking like he understood how the game needed to be played. He didn’t act like a guy who was demanding his touches. He was going after them. I was hoping Thibodeau had wised up and was going to win a game, no matter whose feelings might be hurt.

But no. Boozer said he suffered an injury to his right big toe. Of course he did, because that’s part of his irritating act, as well. It’s something every month with this guy. Did he buy a timeshare on the injured list? How can a guy who’s that cut be that injury-prone? How can a guy who has no idea how to guard anybody get hurt so often?

The Bulls got rid of the Pacers and now will get some rest before the winner of Orlando-Atlanta shows up. That’s good for Derrick Rose. That’s bad for those of us who are tired of Carlos Soriano.
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Utah was 100% right in letting Carlos walk and time will prove Al Jefferson to be an extreme upgrade over that acne ridden douchebag. Sloanfail, come and defend yourself. Anytime Carlos does anything that you can spin as positive, you're in here blowing your own horn. Time for you to man up.

This Chicago team is seriously better with Taj Gibson in the line-up. It's going to be fun over the next 4 years as we watch Chicago desperately try to unload Carlo$ and his bloated contract to anybody who is dumb enough to take it.

I take that back, it's not going to be fun, it's going to be downright orgasmic.
 
jazzman12 said:
Utah was 100% right in letting Carlos walk
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Of course they were. Turftoe Boozer is and will always be an injury prone player who gets hurt from essentially doing nothing. There are only a few supporters of his in this country. His parents, wife and Slurpfeld.
 
VINYLONE said:
Of course they were. Turftoe Boozer is and will always be an injury prone player who gets hurt from essentially doing nothing. There are only a few supporters of his in this country. His parents, dermitologist and Slurpfeld.
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Fixed.
 
...here's another observation by ESPN regarding Boozer....something us Jazzfanzs knew all along...at least most of us!

"In the postseason, he is averaging 10 points and 10 rebounds in seven games, but after coming back from a late-season ankle injury he has been consistently singled out among fans and the media for a lack of aggressiveness defensively and sharpness offensively."
 
I love reading the Chicago Bulls threads on Real GM. Posts seem to fall into three areas: 1) Majority can't stand Boozer and worry about the long term implications of his massive contract; 2) Minority defend him as "obviously playing hurt." (ed. LOL! He's always getting injured! Maybe he's playing hurt, but you can't count on him to remain healthy and be at 100%) 3) Tiny minority try to defend him and say he's just in a slump.

I love it. The thread spans 50+ pages with a second one popping up and quickly going 10+.
 
Is one of the posters that is saying that Turftoe is in a slump going by the name "Slurp?"
 
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